Bend Over and Take It!

Welcome to the Bend Over and Take It! Podcast page. You can find us on iTunes by searching for our name or subscribe directly to our RSS feed through the Syndication link on this page. We are a LGBT podcast that discusses whatever we want. Grease up your hole and get ready to bend over and take it.

The Podcasts

Seriously, Is She Dead?!?!

Dee joins us to talk about vaginas, sex, Charlie Sheen, Daytime TV, the AIDS quilt, Madonna, TJ Hooker and The WIZ. We also discuss Greg Louganis, Lindsay Lohan, Project Runway, Hulu and Europe. Enjoy!

Direct download: Bend_Over_and_Take_It_249.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:23am EST

The Prince and The Popper . . .

Jeff is on with us to talk about the twerking video, Gay Boxer, Coloring Books, Vivica A Fox, the Republican Debate, Starbucks, Gwen Stefani, Katy Perry, catheters and Kris Jenner. We also discuss crazy authors, wedding plans, listen to a voicemail, talk about tops vs bottoms, poppers, watching porn and lady masturbation. Enjoy!

Direct download: Bend_Over_and_Take_It_248.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:51pm EST

Introduction to Anal 101 . . .

Dee is on with us to talk about Scream Queens, American Horror Story, Breaking Bad, Friends, Hugh Grant, Merchant Ivory, Topping, Channing Tatum, the NY Boxer Gang Bang and Lamar. We also discuss Adele, Jeremy Irons, a message from a listener, Power Bottoms, Halle Berry, Dee's upcoming trip and Gender Terms.

Direct download: Bend_Over_and_Take_It_247.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:00pm EST

Actually, That's The Time To Do Meth and Have HIV . . .

AJ is on to talk about Lamar, Drugs, Target, ANTM, Top Model, Project Runway, Melrose Place, Danny Pinauro, Drugs and Sex, Lamar again and Justin Beeb. We also discuss Dance Moms, American Horror Story, Courtney Cox and Daytime TV. Enjoy!

Direct download: Bend_Over_and_Take_It_246.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:49pm EST

I'm A Bored Housewife Fingering My Asshole . . .

Jeff joins us to talk about Bianca Del Rio, Willam, Macys, the Pop, William and Kate, Kim Davis, Megyn Kelly, The Emmys and I Am Cait. We also discuss fall TV, Nick Jonas, Scream Queens, Sex, Instagram Crushes, Monkeys, Chris Brown, Porn Stars and Politics. Enjoy!

Direct download: Bend_Over_and_Take_It_245.mp3
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Even Her Tits Are Pregnant . . .

Ron is on with us to talk about the VMAs, Anderson Cooper, Kim Davis, Dancing with the Stars, Reality TV and Rob Kardashian. We also discuss Rosie O and Brangelina! Enjoy!

Direct download: Bend_Over_and_Take_It_244.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:19pm EST

Peanut Butter Pussies . . .

Jen is on with us to talk about Superman, Rentboy, the Duggars, Bill Cosby, Chris Brown, Celine Dion, Kristen Stewart, John Travolta and Kelly Ripa. We also talk about Madonna, Natalie Imbruglia, NSYNC, Madonna again, Facebook deaths and Top Songs. Enjoy!

Direct download: Bend_Over_and_Take_It_243.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:14pm EST

You Are Ignorant Cisgendered Motherfuckers . . .

AJ is on with us to talk about Subway, Ashley Madison, Listener Emails, Top Model, Sens8, iTunes Reviews, Caitlyn Jenner, Donald Trump and other podcasts. We also talk about Madonna, Hillary Clinton, Food Network, HGTV, Ina Garten, PReP and Nicki Minaj. Enjoy!

Direct download: Bend_Over_and_Take_It_242.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:25pm EST

A Black Guy With A Bear . . .

Jeff joins us to talk about Lenny Kravitz, Caitlyn Jenner, Janet, Nicki Minaj, Bobbi Kristina, black people, Donald Trump and Black Porn. Also we discuss PrEP, Urban Legends, Fisting, Subway and Black Guys.

Direct download: Bend_Over_and_Take_It_241.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:32pm EST

She Went From Cucumber To Pickle . . .

Ron is on with us this week to talk about Bobbi Kristina, Tom Cruise, Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher, TV Casts, Fuller House and The View. We also discuss Caitlyn Jenner, Princess Diana, Kathy Lee and Brooke Hogan. Enjoy!

Direct download: Bend_Over_and_Take_It_240.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:44pm EST

A Wet, Juicy Midget . . .

Dee joins us to talk about the Shania concert we saw, Gavin DeGraw, Caitlyn Jenner, MTV, Porn Titles and Fifty Cent. We also talk about Tori and Dean, republicans, Macy's and Donald Trump. Enjoy!

Direct download: Bend_Over_and_Take_It_239.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:56pm EST

Cait Minus Eight . . .

Jen is on with us to talk about Taco Bell, Ben and Jen, Britney, Caitlyn, Holly Madison, 50 Shades, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Politics and Chris Pratt. We also discuss Kristen Bell, the Confederate Flag and Nick Jonas. Enjoy!

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Constant Vagina Munching . . .

Ron joins us to talk about Obama, Orange is the New Black, Martha Stewart, Open Relationships, The View, Janet Jackson, Streaming Music, DVR, On Demand Porn and Gold Balls. We also talk about Kim Kardashian, Diddy, Dead Child Actors, Hugh Hefner, Porn and Boogie Nights. Enjoy!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:28pm EST

I'll Show You Black . . .

Dee joins us to talk about Rachel Dolezal, Caitlyn Jenner, Orange is the New Black, Hawaii, Drag Race, Grace and Frankie and gay marriage. Enjoy!

Direct download: BOATI236.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:23pm EST

19 And Cunting . . .

Dee is on with us to talk about Caitlyn Jenner, the Kardashians, the Duggars, gay conversion options, Tracy Morgan, Max Greenfield and the 80s. Enjoy!

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Look At My Puss . . .

Jeff is on with us this week to talk about TV shows, Calista Flockhart, Shonda Rhimes, Perez Hilton, Dadbod, Cheating politicians, same sex benefits, flying and Texas. We also talk about the NFL, Bruce Jenner and Hawaii. Enjoy!

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You Can Cunt On Me . . .

Dee joins us to talk about Laura Linney, Bruce Jenner, Net Worth, Baltimore, Full House, Revenge and Super Hero shows. We also talk about Drag Race, American Horror Story, Felicity and Must See TV. Enjoy!

Direct download: BOATI233.mp3
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Let's See What This Trainwreck Is Doing Now . . .

Dee joins us to talk about Tori and Candy Spelling, LeAnn Rimes, Kendra, The Girls Next Door, Bruce Jenner, Gwyneth Paltrow, Drag Race, Mariah Carey, Politics, Aaron Hernandez and Lady Killers. Enjoy!

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Chop My Dick Off . . .

AJ is on with us this week to talk about Drag Race, Barry Manilow, the Kardashians, Bruce Jenner, Tidal, IML, Politics, Kill Marry Fuck, Netflix Shows, Bobby Flay, Mary Kay Letourneau, Law and Order, North West and Jessica Simpson. Enjoy!

Direct download: BOATI231.mp3
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Through Bears and Twinks . . .

Jeff is on with us to talk about Indiana, adoption, the trans community, Drag Race, Looking, Queer as Folk, real life killers, Little Big Town, Steve Grand, the most recent plane crash, Taraji P Henson and some politics. Enjoy!

Direct download: BOATI230.mp3
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 Big-Dicked Drag Queens

Dee is on with us this week to talk about Drag Race, Reality TV, Salman Rushdie, Jerry Springer, Azealia Banks, Rehab, Netflix, TV, American Horror Story, Justin Bieber, Fashion Police, Apple, Zune, St Patty's Day, Bobbi Kristina, an iTunes review and more Drag Race. Enjoy!

Direct download: BOATI229.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:17pm EST

Back to Back Fingering . . .

Jen is on with us again this time to talk about sex clubs, Bobbi Kristina, Madonna, Carly Rae Jepsen, Tom Hanks and Justin Bieber. We also talk about the Oscars, Scandal, Drag Race, American Idol, Shania Twain, Tori Spelling, Sex Rehab, Dancing with the Stars. Enjoy!

Direct download: BOATI228.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:44am EST

Please stand bi . . .

We've been having some technical difficulties. Apparently sound mixers aren't meant to be used as butt plugs. We're working to get a new one asap! We should be back before Bruce Jenner has fully transitioned. 

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Trans-Am Jenner

Jenn is on with us to talk about Marla Gibbs, Kate Upton, Sam Smith, Bruce Jenner, the SuperBowl, Grammys, Madonna and Katy Perry. We also talk about Kanye West, John Mayer, Beyonce, Uma Thurman, Miranda Lambert, Listener Emails, Julian Edelman and a Swingers Club. Enjoy!

Direct download: BOATI227.mp3
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He's Black Where It Counts . . .

Ron is on with us to talk about Drag Race season 7, Kathy Griffin, Fashion Police, Kelly Osbourne, more Drag Race, Rick Fox, Dirt, the Podcast Awards and Bruce Jenner. We also talk about Khloe, Brandy, Howard Stern, the Oscars, Michael Keaton, Taylor Swift, Giada, Sophia Loren, Sam Smith, John Travolta and Viral Videos. Enjoy!

Direct download: BOATI226.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:55pm EST

He's Got a Good Personality . . .

Dee is on with us to talk about the Golden Globes, Bill Cosby, George Zimmerman, Gay Marriage, Cold Weather, Giada, Food Network, Justin Bieber, Marky Mark, Charlize Theron, Madonna, Piercings, Claire Danes and Lisa Bonet. Enjoy!

Direct download: BOATI225.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:59pm EST

She Is An Uneducated . . . . . . . . . Person . . .

Jeff is on with us to talk about New Stories, Twitter, Whitney, Mariah, Madonna, RuPaul, Katy Perry and music of 2014. We also discuss Sia, Barbara Walters, Politics, the Trans Community, Drag Race, Harry Potter, JK Rowling and low gas prices. Enjoy!

Direct download: BOATI224.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:24pm EST

Is A Big Clit A Thing?

Jen is on with us to talk about Bill Cosby, American Horror Story, NutGate, The Interview, the Sony Hack, Madonna, Andy Cohen, Barbara Walters, Oprah, Bruce Jenner, The Hunger Games and Drag Race. We also talk about Taylor Swift, Garth Brooks and Mariah Carey. Enjoy! 206-426-2496

Direct download: BOATI223.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:43am EST

I Will Go Down On Your Cocky Meet Right Now . . .

Jeff is on to talk about Ferguson, telenovelas, Bill Cosby, Lenny Kravitz, the NNN Awards, Betty Who, Lady Gaga, Holidays, Gay Sports Illustrated issue and the most Instagrammed pic. We also talk about kids shows, sex tapes and the Duggars. Enjoy! 206-426-2496

Direct download: BOATI222.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:50am EST

She Will Fuck You Ten Times From Tuesday . . .

Dee joins us to talk about Bill Cosby, celeb fights, open marriages, Kirk Cameron, Christmas Movies, the AMAs, internet memes, the Hunger Games, porn, Phylicia Rashad and Ferguson. We also talk about Dee's Christmas list, Freddie Mercury, Christmas music and politics. Enjoy!

Direct download: BOATI221.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:22am EST

It's Not A Goitre, It's Cum!!!!

Ron is with us this week to talk about Taylor Swift, Spotify, the Kardashians, Damages, Andy Cohen, Perez Hilton, Tom Daley, The View, Kelly Ripa and Nick Jonas. We also dicuss Lady Gaga, Janet Jackson, Will and Grace, Michael Strahan, listen to phone calls, gay sermons, Joel Osteen and Amanda Bynes. Enjoy! 206-426-2496

Direct download: BOATI220.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:46am EST

It Makes The Dick Look Really Heavy

Jeff is with us this week to talk about Ebola, suicide, power bottoming, fisting, lava, Lena Dunham, church and the Duggars. We also take a phone call, discuss circumcision, Taylor Swift, shootings and American Horror Story. Enjoy! 206-426-2496

Direct download: BOATI219.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:02am EST

The Booch Tooch Season . . .

AJ is on with us to talk about Renee Zellweger, Marry Me, Top Model, Melissa Joan Hart, American Horror Story, Queer as Folk and Bruce Jenner. Enjoy! 206-426-2496

Direct download: BOATI218.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:23pm EST

Oh He Will Get Off . . .

Dee is back again to discuss Amanda Bynes, Stephen Collins, The Surreal Life, Ashton Kutcher, The Goonies, Jan Hooks and we play some phone calls. We also discuss Jessica Lange, Lea Michelle, American Horror Story, accents and gay marriage. Enjoy! 206-426-2496

Direct download: BOATI217.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:38am EST

Mike Hunt, Please Report to My Orifice . . .

Dee joins us this week to talk about Brett Butler, Passions, Amanda Bynes, George Clooney, Lena Dunham, Crossroads, Kim Kardashian and Hong Kong. We also talk about Chris Pratt, SNL, Judge Judy, Facebook, Social Media, The Mysteries of Laura, Fall TV, Ebola and The Practice. Enjoy! 206-426-2496

Direct download: BOATI216.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:44am EST

Starring Jane Fonda's Tits . . .

We're back! This week we have Kike with us to talk about Football Players, Joan Rivers, Jenny McCarthy, Dancing with the Stars, Lena Dunham, Mindy Kaling, rich women, daytime talk shows, Ryan Gosling, Ariana Grande, Mariah, Beyonce, Robin Thicke and designers. Enjoy! 206-426-2496

Direct download: BOATI215.mp3
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Shake It Of (That Semen) . . .

We discus the leaked nudies, Summer Music, America's Got Talent, Sam Smith, Carrie Underwood and our trip to NYC. We also have a Voicemail, email, talk about Top Model, Joan Rivers and the Podcast Awards. Enjoy!

Direct download: BOATI214.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:55pm EST

He's A Two Pump Chump . . .

Dee joins us to talk about Mariah and Nick, donations, Amy Winehouse, Celeb Pairings, American Horror Story, 50 Shades, Jodi Arias and television. We also discuss Katherine Heigl, Ice Bucket Challenges and some sex talk. Enjoy!

Direct download: BOATI213.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:17am EST

Wet Dreams May Cum . . .

Jeff joins us this week to talk about Robin Williams, Lauren Bacall, Madonna, Social Media, Barbara on Instragram, Ferguson and Viral causes. We also talk about Oprah, Politics, celebs on farms and TV shows. Enjoy! 206-426-2496

Direct download: BOATI212.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:00pm EST

Female Chick With a Dick

AJ is on with us this week to talk about Nicki Minaj, Trans folks, Buck Angel, Huff Post, Sharknado 2, Facebook Items, Guardians of the Galaxy, Drew Barrymore and Beyonce. We also discuss Anne Heche, Kim Kardashian, Ebola and Brad Pitt. Enjoy!

Direct download: BOATI211.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:26pm EST

Fat Versions of Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

This week we talk about Wonder Woman, Alicia Silverstone, Project Runway, Posh Spice, Comic Con, the Kardashians, 50 Shades of Grey, Bindi Irwin and Naya Rivera. We also talk about Aretha Franklin, Prince, Sexual Positions, Lil Wayne and Team Patrick. Enjoy!

Direct download: BOATI210.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:27am EST

Andy Cohen Has A Face Made For Bukakke

Jeff joins us to talk about airlines, OITNB, Mom Calls, Emmy Nominations, Andy Cohen and Kelly Ripa. We also talk about The View, Kelly Ripa, Ellen and Portia, politics and Ann Coulter. Enjoy!

Direct download: BOATI209.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:29am EST

Michelle Rodriguez: The Musical

Jen is on with us this week to talk about Madonna, Justin Timberlake, Miley, Michelle Rodriguez, the Kardashians, musical winners and losers, JLo and The View. We also discus social media items, Charlotte Pride, Sofia Vergara and OITNB. Enjoy! 206-426-2496.

Direct download: BOATI208.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:44am EST

Here's Your Abortion Kits . . .

Brian and Amy join us to talk about Hobby Lobby, Rob Ford, Listener Items, Young Actors, Andie MacDowell, Jessica Simpson, Kendra, The View and Melissa McCarthy. Enjoy!

Direct download: BOATI207.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:39am EST

I Will Have Raw, Bloody, Unprotected Sex . . .

Ron joins us this week to talk about the Gay Games, the Kardashians, a listener email, gay marriage, rape, Beth Stern, Orange is the New Black, Hope Solo and celeb passengers. We also talk about Beyonces and Jay-Z, Teen Pop Stars, Charlize Theron, Life Goes On and American Horror Story. Enjoy! 206-426-2496

Direct download: BOATI206.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:27pm EST

How Big Is A Bear Dick?

Jeff joins us this week to talk about wet dreams, Betty Who, Katy Perry, Madonna, the Kardashians, Pride and Sharon Needles. We also discuss DWV, Porn, Amazon, Starbucks, Hillary Clinton and an iTunes Review. Enjoy! 206-426-2496

Direct download: BOATI205.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:23am EST

Did He Fall Into A Bag of Meth?

Dee is on with us to discuss Scott Baio, Jonah Hill, Facebook Items, Amy Poehler, Angelina Jolie, Charlize Theron, lots of random celebs and Heather Graham. Enjoy! 206-426-2496.

Direct download: BOATI204.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:43pm EST

She Was, Like, On A Crash Course To Hell . . .

Ron joins us to tlak about IML, The Normal Heart, Drag Race, Gay marriage, Maya A's death and Trannys. We also discuss Britney and Janet. Enjoy! 206-426-2496

Direct download: BOATI203.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:16pm EST

There Will Be Solange . . .

Kike joins us to talk about Solange, bouncy houses, Clay Aiken, Michael Sam, Alexa Ray Joel, gay stuff and Drag Race. We also take a phone call, talk about Petals in the Wind and 50 Shades of Grey. Enjoy! 206-426-2496.

Direct download: BOATI202.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:10pm EST

Fuck Me, Please?

Dee joins us to talk about Johnny Weir, Drag Race, 24, Strippers, Gaga, SNL and tragic gays. We also talk about Facebook questions, take a phone call, musicals and television. Enjoy! 206-426-2496

Direct download: BOATI201.mp3
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My Adore Delano Ham Hock Body . . .

Jeff joins us for 200! We discuss Rihanna, the Clippers, Drag Race, our first episode and Glee. We also have some Facebook items, Phone calls, IML and lots more. Enjoy! 206-426-2496

Direct download: BOATI200.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:55pm EST

True (S)Tori . . .

Jen is on with us this week to talk about Tori Spelling, Brint It, Johnny Weir, Miley, Lindsey and an email we got. We also have a phone call, discus Drag Race, Avril Lavigne, Bryan Singer and IML. Enjoy! 206-426-2496

Direct download: BOATI199.mp3
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I Was More of a Pacey Than a Dawson . . .

Ron is on with us this week to talk about Drag Race, Tranny, Paula Abdul, US Airways, First World Problems and Facebook Questions. We also have 2 calls, talk about Tom Cruise and bad har on men. Enjoy! 206-426-2496

Direct download: BOATI198.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:35pm EST

Bye Bye Boner

Jeff is on with us this week to discuss Cher, Rupaul, Sex Fetishes, Drag Race, Fly Young Red, IML and take a phone call. We also talk about musicals, dog boners, an iTunes Review, American Horror Story and Fleetwood Mac. Enjoy! 206-426-2496

Direct download: BOATI197.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:28pm EST

Do You Like Mommy's Dick In You?

Jen is on with us this week to talk about the missing plane, Scott D, Kimye, Tyler Perry Movies, Drag Race, Buffy, J Weir, Ugly Betty and take Facebook Questions. We also talk sex and Revenge. Enjoy! 206-426-2496

Direct download: BOATI196.mp3
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Abortion City . . .

Ron and Dee are on this week to guest host with us as we discuss Wheel of Fortune, Family Feud, Courtney Love, the missing plane and a Facebook Question. We also talk about Informercials, Scientology, Religion, Drag Race, Titty Fucking, Twitter, St Patricks Day, Mick Jagger and Mariah Carey. Enjoy! 206-426-2496

Direct download: BOATI195.mp3
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Airtight Grannies 9 . . .

AJ joins us this week to discuss the Oscars, Scandal, Actresses, Drag Race, Twitter, Listener Emails, Revenge and a Facebook Item. We also discuss Lohan, Oprah, Looking, Adult Movies, Dancing with the Stars and missing airplanes. Enjoy! 206-426-2496.

Direct download: BOATI194.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:56am EST

AIDS Wins Oscars . . .

Ron is on this week to help us discuss some Drag Race, Gay Sports Stars, the upcoming Oscars, Sandra Bullock and Alec Baldwin. We also have some phone calls and answer some Facebook Questions. Enjoy! 206-426-2496

Direct download: BOATI193.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:32pm EST

That Wig Was Terrible . . .

Dee joins us this week to talk about a Ski Weekend, RuPaul's Drag Race, Christine Baranski, bloated actresses, the Olympics, Bruce Jenner, Lil Kim, a Facebook item, Ellen Page and Liv Tyler. We also discuss breastfeeding, supermodels, celeb birthdays, a phone call and Kylie music. Enjoy! 206-426-2496

Direct download: BOATI192.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:36am EST

He's So Gay It's Dripping Out Of Him . . .

Jeff is on with us to talk about colon cleansing, the Olympics, Russia, gay football players, IML, gay rights, being kept, Dean Cain and George Zimmerman. We also discuss DMX, Kim Kardashian, gay commercials, gay couples, fisting women, The Biggest Loser, Clay Aiken, singing competitions and Oreos. Enjoy! 206-426-2496

Direct download: BOATI191.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 7:45am EST

The XXX Version of The Boxcar Children . . .

AJ joins us to discuss Crossroads, Flowers in the Attic, Coke (the soda), the Superbowl and halftime show, Kylie, Solange, American Horror Story, Stevie Nicks, Fleetwood Mac, Phillip Seymour Hoffman and Dylan Farrow. We also answer Facebook Questions, talk the Olympics, Sochi, the Oscar nominations and Bruce Jenner. Enjoy! 206-426-2496

Direct download: BOATI190.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:12am EST

Her Niece Is A MONSTER . . .

Ron joins us this week to discuss AIDS, gay porn, the Real World, Golden Globes, Emma Thompson, Modern Family, a phone call and the new Kylie song. We also discuss Katy Perry, concerts, Cher, Reba and country music. Enjoy! 206-426-2496

Direct download: BOATI189.mp3
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Brokeback Hymen . . .

Jeff joins us to talk about the Podcast Awards, Utah, Celeb babies, sex, Ricky Martin, Beyonce, Emma Thompson, Helena Bonham Carter, famous gays, tv shows, phone calls and Revenge. We also discuss Jay-Z, ugly celeb daughters, being stranded naked, sister wives, The Voice and sexting. Enjoy! 206-426-2496

Direct download: BOATI188.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 7:42pm EST

If You Had a Black Twin with a Big Dick . . .

Jen joins us to discuss Flowers in the attic, Jenny McCarthy, Denise Richards, North Korea, a guy with two dicks, our new phone number, Ina Garten, Aaron Rogers, Kesha, Rehab and Vin Diesel. We also talk about penis pumps, Charlize Theron, The Paperboy and Cancer. Enjoy! 206-426-2496

Direct download: BOATI187.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:32pm EST

So Speaking of Shoving Things Up Your Craphole . . .

AJ joins us this week to talk about the UPS delivery issues, getting stuff stuck in holes, Tori Spelling, Sharon and Alaska, Drag Queens, Flowers in the Attic, Justin Bieber, News Bloopers, Resolutions, Cat Fights and Facebook questions. Enjoy!

Direct download: BOATI186.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:23am EST


Dee and Jeff are on with us tonight to discuss Gaga, Beyonce, Katy Perry, sex talk, The Voice, religion, dogs, IML and injured guys. We also discuss Soap Operas, Facebook Items, celeb dick pics, Barbara Walters, Brad Pitt, Kanye West, the Pop and politics. Enjoy!

Direct download: BOATI185.mp3
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That Gazebo, That Gazebo, That Gazebo . . .

Jen joins us this week to discuss Amanda Bynes, My So Called Life, Britney, The Sound of Music Live, Time's Person of The Year, 50 Shades of Grey, Nigella Lawson and the Golden Globes. We also talk about the new cast of Drag Race, Listener Items, the Kardashians, Pop Stars and Snapchat. Enjoy!

Direct download: BOATI184.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:07pm EST

Once You're On Rachel Ray, It's Over . . .

It's the Bendies! We have Dee and Ron join us to help out this week and talk about Paul Walker, Nelson Mandela, Sound of Music Live, Lindsay Lohan, Fast and the Furious, Male Celebs, the Kardashians and listener emails. We also cover some Facebook Items, Write a Prisoner, Amanda Bynes, Music, Food Network Stars, Gerry being carb free, Holiday Music, Kelly Clarkson and edible sex toys. Enjoy!

Direct download: BOATI183.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:40pm EST

Mess Free Sex On Your Period . . .

A new guest host joins us today to talk about Frankie Muniz, Khloe Kardashian, the Sandy Hook Shooter, Family Guy and the American Music Awards. We also talk about Pitbull, the Hunger Games, more AMA, Kirstie Alley, Facebook Items, the Kim/Kanye Parody, Brittany Murphy, Plan B and more AMA talk! Enjoy!

Direct download: BOATI182.mp3
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Nutbush City Limits

Jeff joins us to discuss listener pics, body grooming, Lady Gaga on SNL, Kanye West, Cher, Sarah Palin, politics, women, the Podcast Awards, Ellen, Carmen Carrera and George Zimmerman. We also discuss Kelly Clarkson, the Biggest Loser, the Kardashians, hot men and Tyra Banks. Enjoy!

Direct download: BOATI181.mp3
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Orange Bitch Black Face

Kike is on with us this week to talk about Emma Stone, Julia Roberts, Mark Harmon, American Horror Story, The Real World, Mexico, The Sound of Music Live, Jonas Brothers, the Kardashian Kollection and some fashion talk. We also discuss gross old men, Lady Gaga, Beyonce, Female Singers and Masters of Sex. Enjoy!

Direct download: BOATI180.mp3
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Ten Dollar Blackjack with Macaulay Culkin . . .

We have a new guest host for you this week with Dee joining us! We talk about the mayor of Toronto, Katy Perry, Cher, the Jenners, Chris Christie, Jennifer Aniston, Macaulay Culkin and net worths for celebs. We also discuss Marissa Mayer, Tech Talk, porn, and a listener email. Enjoy!

Direct download: BOATI179.mp3
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Super Storm Sandra Lee

Ron joins us again this week to talk about Julianne Hough, Matt Lauer, Fifty Shades, Celeb Worth, Tori Spelling, Charmed, Kris Jenner, Shania and Chris Brown. We also discuss Helen Hunt, Celeb Siblings, Full House, Listener Email, Halloween Costumes, Dennis Rodman and Tattoos. Enjoy! 206-376-0462

Direct download: BOATI178.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:33pm EST

Katy Perry > Madonna > Turkey Sandwich From Arby's

Jen joins us this week to talk about Murder, She Wrote, Kaney and Kim, Tyra Banks, American Horror Story, Man Butt, Don Jon, Gay Porn, Carrie, TV Reunions, Miley and Katy Perry Music and James Franco. Enjoy! 206-376-0462

Direct download: BOATI177.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:39pm EST

Catch Me In The Can . . .

We have Jeff as well as a new Guest Host, Ron, this week! We talk about Katherine Heigl, the Kardashians, Miley Cyrus, Bar Bathrooms, Gravity, Brody Jenner, The Real World and Gay Vs Bi. Also we discuss fisting, Matt Lauer, TV shows, Michelle Bachmann and Drag Race. Enjoy! 206-376-0462

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2013 Podcast Award Nomination Time!
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She Was Rode Hard And Put Away Wet . . .

April is back! We discuss our new phone number, Michael Jackson, Gay boyfriends, Kim Kardashian, Pam Anderson, Tom Clancy, Charmed and Romeo and Juliet. We also discuss Project Runway and Top Model. Enjoy! 206-376-0462

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From now until Oct 15 you can nominate your favorite shows to be included in the Podcast Awards. Just click on the link below. We'd love to get nominated for Best GLBT as always! Don't forget nomination is just one time so include all the shows you want for the relevant categories.

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Nobody Cares That You Killed Three Kids . . .

AJ joins us this week to talk about the wrecking ball video, Clint Eastwood's son, Robin Thicke, Zac Efron, Whitney Houston, Cheyenne Jackson, Project Runway, Poppers, Jon Benet Ramsey, Big Brother, Drag Race, Top Model, Britney and Cher. We also discuss Miss America, Shania, Carrie Underwood, Julie Chen and the Podcast Awards! Enjoy

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:05pm EST

What The Fucks Say?

Jen joins us to talk about Miley, the Hemsworths, Dawson's Creek, the Podcast Awards, Katherine Heigl, Gay Celeb Kids, Vanna White, Daytime TV, Chloe S, American Horror Story and Carson Daly. We also listen to music from Chad Michaels, "The Fox", Blurred Bynes and Willam. The show is rounded out talking about sexy pics, tattoos and ET. Enjoy!

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Brian and Amy join us on the show to discuss OITNB, Tv shows, Chaz Bono, 50 shades of grey, Dancing with the Stars, Bethenny, Top Model, Project Runway and summer movies! We also talk about Khloe and Lamar, Katy Perry, Hillary Swank, The Real World and Big Brother. Enjoy!

Direct download: BOATI172.mp3
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Ah Fuck . . .

AJ and Jen join us for a show to talk about Brandy, the VMAs, Kylie, Britney, Miley Cyrus, NSync, Boy Band Dick, the Spice Girls

and a question from Amy. We also talk about Pat Robertson, In Living Color and Orange is the New Black! Enjoy!

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I'd Like To Smell His Pelican Briefs . . .

Jenn joins us tonight for Amanda Bynes, Melissa Joan Hart, Christian Bale, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, and Brooke Hyland. We also discuss Facebook questions and hot ethnic men. Enjoy!

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Rose-Scented Crisco

Jeff joins us with a first timer, Michael. We talk about American Idol, American Horror Story, Raven Symone, Car Sex, Kesha, Sam Colt, Chris Gaines, Kellie Pickler, Idol Talk, Beyonces, Facebook Question and more American Idol. We also discuss The Lennons, Iowa, IML, Lady Gaga, Chelsea Clinton and Michael performs a custom song for us.

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I'm Singing This Betty Buckley Number!

Jeff joins us this week to talk about the Royal Baby, Amanda Bynes, Russia, The View, Black Women, Beyonce, American Idol, Carlos Danger, Nick Cannon, George Zimmerman and Aaron Hernandez. We also talk about Glee, Steve Grand, Hollywood Game Night, Gay People Orange is the New Black and take a Facebook Question. Enjoy!

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Black Michelle Williams, Not White Michelle Williams . . . .

AJ is on with us this week to talk about Trayvon Martin, Cory Monteith, YOLO, Kike, Facebook Items, Texas, Top Model, Project Runway and the Royal Baby. We also discuss the Spice Girls, Shitty TV, Dance Moms and the McDonald's Budget. Enjoy!

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No that's not a typo in the show title! Jen joins us this week to discuss Texas, Dance Moms, Pat Robertson, Celeb Birthdays, Heather Graham, TV Shows, Big Brother and Project Runway. We also discuss Marriage Equality, the Royal Baby and Britney Spears. Enjoy!

Direct download: BOATI166.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:27am EST

The Beef Curtains/Red Lips Tour

Brian and Amy join us to discuss Entertainment Tonight, Big Brother, Vanessa Williams, Sex Terms, Toni Braxton, Carrot Top, Aaron Hernandez and Melissa McCarthy. We also talk about Beyonce and Solange, Tan Mom, Taylor Swift, the Furries, the Kardashians and more. Enjoy!

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We Have This Video For You Called

Brian and Amy join us to talk about Paula Deen, shitty TV shows, Sex terms, James Gandolfini, TV Theme Songs, Kardashians, Supreme Court and Tan Mom. We also discuss Ed Hardy, Boat Owners, Spelling Bees, Miss USA, Amanda Bynes, Michael Jackson and Behind the Candelabra. Enjoy!

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You Won't Even Be Full-Functioning, You'll Just Be Fucking Retarded . . .

AJ joins us this week to discuss Amanda Bynes, Pride Weekend, Adam Lambert, the Tony Awards, Superman, listener pictures, Anne heche and Paris Jackson. We also talk about Lohan, Butter Faces, NSA, Summer movies and TV, Tyra Banks and Rob Kardashian. Enjoy!

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Fuck, I Wanna Fuck You

Jeff joins us to talk about IML, Amanda Bynes, Michelle Bachmann, Dog crates and lesbian cakes! Enjoy! 206-666-3552.

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:30pm EST

Is There A Shit-Wigs-R-Us?

AJ joins us to talk about Chicago, cock and ball torture, jack Mackenroth, Happy Endings, Abercrombie, Gap, Bus Rides and Facebook questions. We also talk about Top Model, Jody Arias, Write a Prisoner, gay prisoners and shit dick! Enjoy! 206-666-3503

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He Told Me About His Shit-Dick Sophomore Year . . .

Jeff joins us to talk about charities on Facebook, Reese's arrest video, Honey Boo Boo, Sarah Palin, Francois Sagat, Drag Race, IML, Fucking women and Beyonce. We also talk gay marriage, Jody Arias and Amanda Bynes. Enjoy! 206-666-3503

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Jen joins us this week to talk about the sorority girl email, Reese Witherspoon, Meg Ryan, Drag Race, Wynona Judd, Reality Shows, Oxygen Network, Gwyneth Paltrow and Brokeback Mountain. We also discuss Bieber, daytime TV, The Voice, Sex and the City and Susan Sarandon. Enjoy! 206-666-3503

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Mess, Hot . . .

Kike joins us this week to talk about Boston, Jodi Arias, Amanda Bynes, Celeb net worth, Kim Kardashian, Facebook Items, the condom challenge, Gweneth Paltrow, Magic Johnson's son, Margaret Thatcher, Politics and Drag Race. Enjoy! 206-666-3503.

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They Look Awful, But In The Best Of Ways . . .

AJ joins us to talk about crazy people, internet memes, RuPaul's Drag Race, Joel Osteen, internet sites, Jody Arias, Halle Berry and lesbians. We also read an iTunes review, answer Facebook questions, take a phone call and talk about poppers. Enjoy! 206-666-3503

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Moose Knuckles by John Travolta

We're back! Jeff joins us this week to cover listener items, Drag Race, Amanda Bynes, young celeb meltdowns, Jodi Arias, Dance Moms, Glee, Vaginas and Magic Johnson's gay son. We also talk poppers, more listener items, Alyssa Edwards, Pittsburgh Pride and messy sex. Enjoy! 206-666-3503

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She Wants To Be Pretty, But She's Not . . .

Kike joins us this week to talk about St Patty's Day, the worlds longest suicide note, Veronica Mars, WB actors/actresses, the Kardashians, Real Housewives and Drag Race. We also discuss Top Model, Justin Timberlake, Kim Z and Destiny's Child. Enjoy! 206-666-3503

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AJ joins us this week to talk about celeb deaths, Heidi Klum, Project Runway, Drag Race, Can I Get an Amen, an iTunes Review and awards shows. We also discuss Casey Anthony and play porn. Enjoy! 206-666-3503.

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Well, he can't just WALK out of there . . .

Brian and Amy join us this week. We start off with some voicemail, then they join in to talk about Drag Race, the Daytona 500, the Oscars, Anne Hathaway, Jennifer Anniston, Renee Zellwegger, more Drag Race, American Idol and some Facebok items. We also talk about Dance Moms. Enjoy! 206-666-3503

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Guess What . . . I Killed Mindy McCready

Jeff joins us to talk about Mindy McCready, Dr Drew, LeAnn Rimes, John Goodman, Carrie Fisher, Anne Heche, Old Chicks, Drag Race, Dance Moms, Carson Daly, IML and some Facebook items. We also discuss Sam Colt, Rogaine, Glee, ANTM, Janice Dickenson, Celeb Rehab and a phone call! Enjoy! 206-666-3503

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I Think Your Daughter Looks Like Roadkill . . . But No Offense

AJ is on with us this week to talk about the Pope, gay television, Drag Race, Dance Moms, Project Runway and some listener items. We also discuss fisting, some kill marry fucks, more Drag Race, Boy Scouts, Porn, Vibrators and carnival cruises. Enjoy! 206-666-3503

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I Feel Like I Was Violated By Beyonce's Crotch . . .

Brian and Amy join us this week to talk about a lot of gay television. We discuss The Swan, Lil Kim, Dance Moms, Drag Race, the Kardashians, Tori Spelling, The Taste, more Drag Race and more Dance Moms. Enjoy! 206-666-3503.

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AJ and Kike join us this week to talk about Catfishing, lots of football items, Mindy McCready, Drag Race, Alicia Keyes, Dance Moms, the Kardashians, some listener questions and abortions. We also have two phone calls, talk about IML and Beyonce/Solange. Enjoy! 206-666-3503

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This week we talk about the season premiere of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 5, Dance Moms, Listener Items, John Leguizamo, hot sports and a fun announcement. Also we play porn and talk about Revenge. Enjoy! 206-666-3503

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Tony! Toni! Toné!

Jeff joins us to talk about Merci, dead girlfriends, Dance Moms, Tumblr Blog, shaving nuts, american idol, british accents, iTunes reviews and phone calls. We also talk about the apocalypse, Kylie and Britney. Enjoy! 206-666-3503.

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Take ME Out To The Ballpark!

This week, we talk about Dr Oz, the Oscars, Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Watson, Casey Anthony, Dance Moms and Britney Spears. We also discuss Destiny's Child, Cougartown and listen to a lot of porn. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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I Wanna Be Bitchier In 2013 . . .

Jen is on with us this week to talk about New Year resolutions, Dance Moms, gay extras, Cher, Fantasia, the Kardashians and Xmas presents. We also take listener phone calls, talk politics and sex clubs. Enjoy! 206-666-3503

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I'm One Really, Really Homosexual Person . . .

AJ joins us this week to talk about Kesha, Instagram, Cher, the Kardashian Holiday Card, Honey Boo Boo, Project Runway, Joanna Coles, Lisa Whelchel, broken dicks, politics and Fantasia. We also discuss Alyssa Milano, the Spice Girls, Barbara Streisand, take a phone call from Ed, listen to Yelp Reviews read on YouTube, listen to some music and talk about Poppers. Enjoy! 206-666-3503

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Did She Just Throw Up?!?

We start of the show by listening to some great music! We talk a bit about our email from Sutton, a voicemail from a listener and some Dance Moms. The golden globes are covered and we play some lady porn instead of the usual guy porn. Brian and Amy join us halfway through the show to talk more Dance Moms, listener items, the Sandy benefit, Casey Anthony, Reality TV and Chris Christie. Enjoy!

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Don't Phone It In Jeff, This Is The Bendies

Jeff joins us to cover the Bendies this year! We also talk about Gerry's newest rant, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Kristen Chenowith, Felicity Huffman, Shania Twain, The Bachelor, Marlee Matlin, Revenge and Memes. Also we cover Kate Middleton, Dolly Parton, Mike Tyson, sex stuff, listener items, Hoarders, competitive gay men, other countries and Anderson Cooper. Enjoy! 206-666-3503!

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When I'm Pussy Pounding Backwards, That Is A Present For Me . . .

AJ is on with us to talk about Larry Hagman, the Drag Race Finale, Halle Berry, Two and a Half Men, Nicki Minaj, and "Gerry's Fed Up". We also cover listener items, Dance Moms, Shitty Xmas gifts and Vanessa Williams. Enjoy!

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I Love A Good Dry Hump . . .

Amy and Brian join us for our holiday show this week! We talk about Chris Christie, Guy Fieri, Food Network Stars, Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Aniston, Facebook Questions, Elmo, Drag Race and Runway. We also talk about lazy Americans, Mitt Romney, Black Friday, TV shows, Glee, Olivia Newton Joh and John Travolta, Christopher Walken, Justin Bieber and Whitney Houston! Enjoy!

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Chicks With Dicks Rule!

Jeff is on with us to talk about the election a bunch. We discus some other stuff too like Chelsea Clinton, Oprah, Judge Judy, Revenge, Stacey Dash, Victoria Jackson and sex, but it's mostly election. Enjoy!

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Gap-Toothed Bitch

AJ joins us this week as we talk about being gay, Nambla Ned, Glee, Lily Tomlin, Edward Furlong, Taylor Swift and Madonna. We also discuss baton twirling, Kelly Rowland, the Rocky Horror Picture Show, Drag Race All Stars, Hurricane Talk and Dildo Talk. Enjoy!

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Bend Over and Take It! Nominated for a Podcast Award

Thanks to everyone who helped to nominate us for Best GLBT Podcast again this year. Voting starts Nov 1st and you can vote each day.

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He's Got Faggot Lips . . .

Jen joins us this week to talk about Lance Armstrong, Tila Tequila, some listener items, Drag Race All Stars, Revenge, Top Model, Dead Celebs, Celeb weddings and casting couches. We also talk about Kim and Kanye, Joe Simpson, Brad Pitt, listener emails, Ann Coulter, politics, Christina Aguilera and porn. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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Who The Fuck Is Sienna Miller?

Jeff joins us this week to talk about Jerry Sandusky, the presidential debate, gay shows, Mario Lopez, crazy sex, Brooke Shields, America's Next Top Model, Uma Thurman and some listener items. We also discuss Sienna Miller, Popper porn, crazy screaming guys, some more listener items and Flava Flav. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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You Gave Me So Much Shit-Dick That Weekend . . .

AJ is on with us this week as we talk about some Diva bitch fights lately in the news, Sahara Davenport, Nicole Kidman, The Paperboy and Emma Watson. We also answer some emails from listeners, talk about the Hogan sex tape, Drew Barrymore, Brittany Murphy, more Mariah, alcohol enemas and Soapdish. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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Gwen Stefaniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

Jeff joins us this week to talk about the Emmys, guns, Full House, Amanda Bynes, Breaking Amish and Bagel Head! We also talk about Gweneth Paltrow, Obama, Madonna, Kanye West, Kylie and the Podcast Awards. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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Crazy as Fuck . . .

Kike is on this week to talk about Amanda Bynes, Lindsay Lohan, Mary Kate and Ashley O, America's Next Top Model, Mitt Romney, Honey Boo Boo, Kill Mary Fuck, Pink and American Idol. We also discuss Leann Rimes, Coyote Ugly, Tom Cruise and Dina Lohan. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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I Carry My Credit Card Between My Dick and My Balls . . .

We have Brian and Amy join us with FaceTime this week to talk about Glee, 666 Park Ave and other new shows. We also discuss Taylor Lautner, Resident Evil, The Talk, Kate Middleton, Elton John, Serena Williams, Project Runway, Levi Johnston, Tori Spelling and the new NFL uniforms. Enjoy 206-337-6552

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Vagina Powers, Activated!

Jen joins us this week to talk about the upcoming Podcast Awards, the RNC and DNC, Nicki Minaj, Scientology, Katie Holmes, Honey Boo Boo, Dance Moms, listener items, Porn, a voicemail, Salma Hayek, The Biggest Loser and more listener items. We also talk about Hillary Clinton, Victoria Jackson, Ann Coulter, Fantasy Football and the Golden Girls. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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You're Plowing 18 Acres . . . and An Ass

Jeff is with us this week to discuss Dance Moms, the Republican National Convention, Tyler Perry, Gay Movies, Sex Questions, Television and three way civil unions. We also talk about bestiality, Kim Kardashian, Porn, Listener Messages, John Mayer, Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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Did Her Vagina Play The Ice Castle?

We have a lot of music on this episode with Tammie Brown and the Spice Girls. We also take Facebook Questions, talk about butthole tattoos, Kristen Stewart, JCVD and Kylie, the Olympics and Shia LaBeouf. Brian and Amy also join us about halfway through to talk about Tori Spelling, Carrie Fisher, George Michael, Dance Moms and Jerseylicious. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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Penile Pommel Horse

AJ joins us to talk about Chick Fil A, the Palins, swimming, lots of the Olympics and Elton John. We also discuss Elton John, Dance Moms, RuPuals Drag Race All Stars and some shots AJ made. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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Wonka Says!
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Do They Have Cum Shots on Pintrest?

Jen is with us this week to talk about Sherman Hemsley, Big Brother, the Teen Choice Awards, Demi Lovato, Hillary Duff, Kristen Stewart, Modern Family, Friends, The Jacksons, XHamster, Janet Jackson and American Idol. We also talk about the Batman movie, Liev Schrieber, Dance Moms, a BOATI drink, take a phone call, and talk about social media sites. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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Speaking of Gay McGayface . . .

We have both Brian and Amy on this weeks show with us to talk about NKOTB, Chik-Fil-A, the Colorado Shootings, Jodie Sweetin, American Idol, Sofia Vergara, Charlie Sheen and the new season of Project Runway. We also discuss Dance Moms, Sex Terms, a listener Email, Casey Anthony, Elton John, George Michael, Emmy Noms and Bethenny Frankel. Enjoy! 206-337-6552. Thanks!

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I Wanna Get A Weave Of My Ass Hair

AJ is on to cover Cat Cora's mugshot, Kristen Chenowith, Nicki Minaj, TomKat's divorce, The Judds, The Gosselins, Rape jokes and the Kardashians. We also discuss sex, Courtney Love, College, music and Whitney Houston. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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In The Pooper Cooper

Jeff is on this week to discuss TomKat, Heroes, Anderson Cooper, Pool Boners, Twitter topics and Dildo talk. We also discuss the Steel Magnolias remake, gay movies, politics, Jenny McCarthy, HIV tests, the Spice Girls and some news topics with Jeff. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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I'm Sorry About The Shit Stains On My Underwear . . .

Lots to talk about this show for you, including Katy Perry, the Kardashians, a Willam song, some sexy orgasm music, Chuck Norris and the Supreme Court. We also have listener items like phone calls and Facebook topics. We finish things out with random talk of the Lincoln Lawyer, Broadway shows and the Spice Girls. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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Her Weave Was Fucked Up Too, Bitch Don't Think I Didn't Notice The Two Different Textures!

Kike joins us this week for lots of fun talk! We discuss the Sandusky trial, Adidas, Facebook, Oprah vs Kardashians, sex tapes, Dance Moms, High School Reunions, Magic Mike and Shia LaBeouf. We also talk Salma Hayek, Gweneth Paltrow, take a phone call, discuss Lisa Rinna, Poppers, annoying songs, BearCity, Facebook questions, Octo-Mom, Sandra Lee and Dream weddings! Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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Oh I Remember You . . . Bend Over and Take It!

Jen joins us this week to discuss a bunch of Dance Moms stuff, Pride Weekend in Pittsburgh, Sharon Needles, Madonna, Lauryn Hill, Carrie Underwood, Kylie, Dallas, Saved by the Bell and listener items. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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Fuck Yeah!

Jeff joins us this week for lots of talk. We start out a bit with Kathie Lee Gifford, Snow White and the Huntsman, Pauly Shore, Perks of Being a Wallflower, The MTV movie awards, Lost and a possible listener visit. Then we discuss IML, New Orleans, more IML and Puppy Play. Enjoy!

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AJ joins us this week! This is our 'recorded prior to IML' show that is being posted right after IML. We talk about the Billboard Music Awards, Ryan Seacrest, pre-IML items, Ray J, Mary Murphy, Queen Latifah, cum, Rupauls Drag Race All Stars, Fisting, the Kardashians, gay social and dating apps and shit TV shows. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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Bend Over and Take It! Podcast Presents: Fuck You
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Looking for Bitches . . .

We have Jeff and special guest host Brad K from Chicago this show! We talk about Kris Jenner, Drag Race and some Craigslist Ads that we made. We also discuss Donna Summer, going out in Pittsburgh, Obama and Marriage Equality, online dating fisting and more. Enjoy! 206-337-6552 or

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Cock Slobbin' Cunt Licker

Gerry and Brad discuss movies like Bridesmaids and The Avengers, the new Willam single, Drag U, play some porn, and talk about the Beastie Boys. We also discuss Chips and TV shows. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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I'm Wearing My Peek-A-Boo Panties

Kike joins us this week to talk about Terri Schiavo, sex talk, milking, skinny girl margaritas and Jessica Simpson. We also talk porn, Drag Race, Dance Moms, Glee, Sex and ANTM. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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She's Fucking Wretched . . .

We have a long one for you this week. Brian and Amy join us part way through, and we discuss funny sex slang names, Rupaul's Drag Race, the Kardashians, Cher, Sell This House and The Expendables 2. We also cover some of People's most beautiful for the year, sex questions, Tori Spelling, Beverly Hills 90210 and television. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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Eat At Your Own Risk . . .

Jeff joins us this week to fill us in on his trip to Las Vegas, talk about slang sex terms, dick clark, Betty White and racist commercials. We also discuss shaved nuts, dirty holes, Five Guys, Transgenders vs Pitt, the Kardashians, cum, Glee and Drag Race. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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AJ joins us to discuss Meryl Streep, Ashley Judd, RuPauls Drag Race, Rick Santorum, various kinds of sex, Glee and more sex! Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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Somebody Needs To Fuck Her In To A Coma

Jen joins us again this week to talk about sexy 1 800 numbers, bucket lists, sons of the beatles, The Hunger Games, some Facebook items, phone calls and porn! Enjoy 206-337-6552

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The Chesticles and Testicles Competition

Kike joins us this week for talk about Trayvon, Michelle Duggar, Fasion Star vs Project Runway, Jetblue and Carson Daly, as well as some questions for Kike. We also discuss Drag Race, the New Now Next Awards take a phone call and play a Willam song. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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If You're Gonna Go Crazy, At Least Do It On Camera

Brian and Amy join us for half the show through the magic of Facetime. We discuss Drag Race, lots of showbiz stuff, a listener voicemail, more celeb talk and lots of sex discussion as well. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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You Know It's a Good Blowjob When There's Throw Up Involved

Jeff is here with us to talk about Dance Moms, Fashion Star, Rimjobs, an iTunes Review and some Facebook items. We also listen to a bunch of porn and talk about some television. Enjoy!

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Category:general -- posted at: 8:31am EST

Bend Over and Take It! Podcast Presents: Fuck You
Category:general -- posted at: 9:19am EST

Put Your Piranha In My Vagina

Jen is back this week to discuss Rick Santorum, prisoners, the Golden Girls, Oscars, America's Next Top Model, cock pics, facebook questions and razzie nominations. We also talk about Sean Young, Lindsay Lohan, Desperate Housewives and sex questions. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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I Want Her Cooter To Be Ripped Out Of Her Body . . .

April and AJ join us on the show to discuss a bit more about Whitney, Drag Race, Lindsey Lohan and Semen. We also cover Madonna, Oscars, Adele and other female singers, as well as porn. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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Bend Over and Take It! Podcast Presents: Fuck You
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Bend Over and Take It! Podcast Presents: Fuck You
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There's No Good Angle When You're Bloated . . .

Kike and Jeff join us to discuss Whitney, Whitney and more Whitney! We also talk a bit about Adele, Rick Santorum and sex, then more Whitney.

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If Gary Busey and Willem Dafoe Had a Santorum Baby

We'll cover lots of pop culture related stuff on this show for you! Including Vincent D'Onofrio, Macaulay Culkin, Madonna, Drag Race, Porn Stars, Channing Tatum, Fisting, Hollow Man and Friends! Also Adele, Ellen Rick Santorum and Garey Busey are discussed. Enjoy!

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Bend Over and Take It! Podcast Presents: Fuck You!
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Kike joins us to talk about the premiere of RuPaul's Drag Race, our last show guest hosts, fisting, some Facebook questions, the Kardashians, Christina Aguilera and we cover some questions for Kike too. Enjoy! 206-337-6552 or

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Doing It Up the Butt and Stuff . . .

We have two lovely ladies on this week to help us out, Laura and Jen. We discuss the celebrity apprentice, Speidi, Beverly Hills 90210, Rick Santorum, The Gym and take Facebook Questions. We also cover Oscar nominations, crushes, an iTunes Review, some Dance Moms, CBS, Heidi and Seal and a bunch of sex talk at the end! Enjoy! 206-337-6552 or!

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She's Like the Jessica Alba of Reality Television . . .

AJ joins us this week to discuss the Shorty Awards, porn, republican endorsements, Project Runway All Stars, field some phone calls and some sex questions. We also talk about celebrity rails, more sex talk and Paula Deen. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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Bend Over and Take It! Podcast Presents: Fuck You
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I Prefer to Have Shit-Dick, Even if I'm Bottoming . . .

We fly through this without a guest host this week, but don't tune out! We talk about being on a blog list of podcasts, Dance Moms season 2 starting up, Andie McDowell, Madonna and Dildos. Also we cover tips for bottoming, Kaley Cuoco, Charmed, Poppy Montgomery, awards shows, gay movies, limp dicks, and a call from Brad K! Enjoy! 206-337-6552 or

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My Resolution for 2012 is To Get Feline AIDS

It's our 100th show! We have Jeff on to help us out! We talk about Dolly Parton, Casey Anthony, FaceBook Questions and jockstraps. Also, there are some Kill Marry Fucks, Drag Race contestants, iTunes Review, Phone Calls, Celebrity Apprentice and hairy asses. 206-337-6552 or

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Furry Ass Hot Guy!

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This Lady is Like Eight Different Flavors of Crazy . . .

Kike joins us for a show this week and we spend a solid amount of time making fun of Michelle Duggar's voicemail to her baby fetus. We also discuss Russell Brand and Katy Perry getting divorced, meeting a listener, Facebook items, jockstraps and kill mary fucks. There's a bit of talking about the republican candidates, an email from a listener and we also FaceTime in Amy and Brian from New Jersey! Enjoy! 206-337-6552 or

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Bend Over and Take It! Podcast Presents: Fuck You
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The Best of Both Worlds: Top AND Bottom!

AJ is on for our holiday-ish show. We discuss the Golden Globes, Crazy television, dick pics, male grooming, Gerry's profile and do some Facebook Questions. We also have a listener phone call, talk about Sheila E, Angela Lansbury, Law and Order SVU, wedding rings, the Kardashians and more! Enjoy! 206-337-6552 or!

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You're WHAT?!?!

We cover some celeb stuff, some reality stuff and some queer stuff this week. Including America's Next Top Model, Glee, an iTunes review and really gay things. We also talk Donald Trump, listener items, porn domains, Christmas shopping and upcoming movies with Bruce Willis and Lea Michelle. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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And The Award Goes To . . . Carrie Underwood!

It's the Bendies! Jeff joins us to announce the nominees. We sprinkle in some casual conversation throughout the awards just like a normal show too. Enjoy!

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Chaka Khan Hosed Us Down with a Fire Hose . . .

Just Gerry and Brad this week! We talk about Ann Coulter, thicksies celebs, Kim Kardashian, dick pics, Chris Meloni, Ann Rice and the Hunger Games. We also discuss the Occupy protests a bit, take a phone call, Facebook questions, talk about Mariah Carey, sex with women and American Horror Story. Enjoy! 206-337-6552 or Thanks!

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You Like 60 Year Old Dick in Your 10 Year Old Ass?

Not only do we have April on this week, but Kike crashed our show as well and joins us! We talk dicktures, Jenn's tit pic, Dancing with the Stars, Facebook Questions, Squrting and the Occupy Protests. Kike and April discuss their gay lives and we also discuss Jennifer Lopez, Kelly Clarkson, Taylor Swift, Nicki Minaj, Lady Gaga and Kim Kardashian. Enjoy! 206-337-6552 or

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You're In My Clit!

Kike is on with us this week as we talk about lubes, Herman Cain, Facebook Questions, Paris Hilton, Snow White movies and Emma Stone. We also discuss Ryan Gosling, the Kardashians, take a phone call, Victoria Jackson, talk about black people in the media and go over our iTunes Review. Rounding things out are Sandusky, masturbation and Occupy movements. Enjoy! 206-337-6552 or

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Analpalooza '11 . . . or as I like to call it

AJ joins us this week for lots of fun talk. We discuss Justin Beiber, our loss in the Podcast Awards, piercings, the Kardashians, Facebook Items and drinking games and a Madonna video. We also talk discuss porn sounds, the Penn State rape, Lindsay Lohan, pigs, Rob Cisneros, Wetness, Brett Ratner and musicians. Enjoy! 206-337-6552 or

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I Like a Big Dick Up My Ass with Cum and Semen

Jeff joins us on the show this week to discuss the tragic news of Kim K's divorce, Ann Coulter being racist, Bravo TV, beating your kids, some questions on facebook from listeners and the state of Michigan making bad ideas come true. We also talk about handkercheif codes, dressing up for sex, femme gays, glitter bombing Dan Savage, piss shit cum cocktails and dick pictures. the show is rounded out with Katy Perry, Adele and country music talk. Enjoy! 26-337-6552 or

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I Love Taking My Wife's Penis Up My Ass . . .

This week we have two guests hosts with Jeff and newbie Laura! We discuss the voting for the podcast awards, Chaz Bono, Steven Tyler, the Chris Evans Diet and take Facebook questions. We also talk Halloween costumes, cock pics, sex talk, Lindsay Lohan, Occupy Protests, more Lindsay Lohan and gay people! Enjoy! 206-337-6552 or

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The Death of a Thousand Assholes

April joins us this week to discuss some current events like Gadhafi, escaped Herpes animals, sexy slap bracelets and Zachary Quinto being gay. We also take a call and question from Jen S, discuss Lindsay Lohan, halloween costumes, Kellan Lutz, Dance Moms and more. Enjoy! 206-337-6552 or

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8 Year Old Girls Would Just Fingerblast Themselves

This week we dicuss the Podcast awards and the various nominees in our category. We also talk Occupy Wall Street, 90s stars, Christina Aguliera, American Horror Story, Zombies and TV cancelations plus renewals. Along with that is Revenge, Movie Remakes, CBS shows, OWN, Halloween Costumes and Dance Moms! Enjoy! 206-337-6552 or

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Bend Over and Take It! Podcast Nominated for Best GLBT Podcast!!!

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AJ joins us this week to discuss the death of Steve Jobs and the season finale of Dance Moms! We also cover Facebook Questions, enemas, Cock shots, The Human Centipede 2, Halloween Costumes and Divas Live, plus more! Enjoy! 206-337-6552 or

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Oompa Loompa Man Tits

We have Jeff and Kike both joining us this week! We talk about the Human Centipede 2, Dance Moms, Facebook questions, email from a listener, TV shows, getting waxed and masturbation. We also spend about 15 minutes playing porn clips for you. Enjoy! 206-337-6552 or

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Would You Want Peanut Butter Vagina Lips?

We test out Skype this week and have Brian join us from New Jersey! Some of our topics include the podcast awards, meeting the dance moms, big brother, realhousewives, Abby Lee Miller sexual position, dick pictures, TV shows and sex. Enjoy! 260-337-6552 or

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Jessie Spano's Tits and Vagina Were On Display . . .

AJ is with us this week! I don't remember much from the show after the wine we had, but we took some topics from our listeners on Facebook, discussed Andy Whitfield's death, Gerry watched Showgirls, Dance Moms and a few more topics. Enjoy! 206-337-6552 or

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I Like to Taste My Ass on Somebody Else's Lips . . .

Kike joins us this week and we discuss a lot of Dance Moms! We also talk about toddlers and tiaras, take some facebook questions, sex talk, Real Housewives suicide, September 11th and Dancing with the Stars. Also, we cover The Talk, the Kardashians and upcoming America's next top model. Enjoy!

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I Eat a LOT of Semen . . .

Back from Chicago and we've thrown together a quickie for you! We discuss our trip, Joan Van Ark, the Kardashian Wedding, Will Smith and Jada possibly breaking up, The Talk, Salma Hayek and take some Facebook questions. We also discuss natural disasters, the porn we did a video for recently on youtube, Steve Jobs, Amy Winehouse and Sex talk. Enjoy! or 206-337-6552

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Bend Over and Take It! Podcast Presents: Fuck You
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He's Gay, So Make Sure You Show Him Your Asshole A Lot . . .

You'll learn a lot about Jeff HotguyfromPittsburgh on this week's show! We talk about the Identity music festival, an email from listener Matt, a former mormon listener, lots of Facebook questions  and Ann Coulter. Also discussed are gay republicans and republicans, Casey Anthony, Glee the movie, general movie talk and a fun strip club story from Jeff! 206-337-6552 or

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I heard he's HUNG!

AJ joins us for discussion on public transportation, Dance Moms, religion, some facebook comments we have for the show, summer jams and celebrity drinks. We also have talk on random guys we like, some items from listener Rob C, the Batman filming and Anna Nicole. Plus more! Enjoy! 206-337-6552 or

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Bend Over and Take It! Podcast Presents: Fuck You
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I Have Three-Fourths of a Cucumber in My Vagina Right Now . . .

April joins us this week to discuss Rick Santorum, the government's money issues, Amy Winehouse joining the 27 club, our upcoming Chicago trip, broadway news, Ryan Murphy and Sharon Gless. We also talk about Casey Anthony, Hustler Spreads, an iTunes Review, a sex quiz, Twilight, Kris Jenner and another Royal Wedding. Enjoy and reach us at 206-337-6552 or

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What Did My Vagina Taste Like When You Came Out Of It?

Join us as we celebrate, I mean talk about, Amy Winehouse's death! We also discuss Helena Bonham Carter, Harry Potter, Big Brother, our Youtube videos, public pools, Skyline and jockstraps. Along with that Xtube videos, the new Pandora Boxx song, gay bars, U2, Mariah Carey, Paula Abdul and Google Plus are covered. call us at 206-337-6552 or

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Bend Over and Take It! Podcast Presents: Fuck You
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Kick Me In My Hymen . . .

We have a bunch for you in this show, including Kike joining us! We talk about Beyonce, pajama jeans, Dance Moms, Facebook Questions, Tokyo Gore Police, The Girls Next Door, STD tests, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony split and America's Next Top Model. We also take a few calls, discuss Kris Jenner, Mila Kunis, Glee and American Idol. Enjoy! 206-337-6552 or

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Bend Over and Take It! Podcast Presents: Fuck You
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It's Annoying When the Girl You're With Won't Swallow, But You Will . . .

This week we are joined by Jeff HotGuyFromPittsburgh to discuss Casey Anthony, threesomes, nipple play, video podcasting, cumfarts, watersports, transexuals, The Closer, Channing Tatum, Justin Timberlake and Felching. We also give you guys Jeff's blog, talk about Glee, swimming pools, vagina rejuvination, a question from April and Facebook stuff. Enjoy! 206-337-6552 or

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Bend Over and Take It! Podcast Presents: Fuck YOu
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Drew Barrymore Speech Impediment and Lisa Rinna Lips

It's been a while, but Dean is finally back on with us this week to talk about Ben Cohen, Sandra Lee, Gay Weddings, Whoopi Goldberg, Transamerican Love Story, Drag U and Dolly Parton. We also talk a bit of politics, lots of listener items, furries, pride celebrations, gatorade, precum, pick up lines and a call from a listener as well! 206-337-6552 or

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For the Republican in you . . . and IN you . . .

Listener AJ joins us for his first show! On it, we discuss gay marriage, Rupaul's Drag U, Chris Crocker, take some questions from people on Facebook, destiny's child and Hollywood Walk of Fame stars. We also talk about lame 80s stars, David Beckham, Paula Abdul, Self Magazine, some iTunes Reviews and cum facials! Enjoy! 206-337-6552 or

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Bend Over and Take It! Podcast Presents: Fuck You
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How Did My Feet Get Behind My Head?

April joins us this week for talk about missed connections, Kill Mary Fucks, Caylee Anthony, the Knowles, Ray J, Drag Race, the Spelling Mansion and Jeff HotguyfromPittsburgh. We also discuss The Voice, take a call from Jen in California, discuss gay marriage as well as straight girls who think gay guys are straight, Ricky Martin, gay movies, Congressman Wiener and Jennifer Hudson. Enjoy! 206-337-6552 or

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Bend Over and Take It! Podcast Presents: Fuck You
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Bend Over and Take It! Podcast Presents: Fuck You
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I Actually Got a Blowjob Once From a Guy Who Took His Teeth Out . . .

Kike was kind enough to join us this week! We talk about Anne Heche, three piece and a biscuit, black cocks, Xmen, January Jones, Niecy Nash and place Kill Marry Fuck! Also discussed are Zsa Zsa Gabor, artists we hate that make music we like, Sean Penn and ScarJo, Patti Labelle, Racist Mcdonald's Marketing, take a phone call from a listener and giving a blowjob. Sarah Palin's recent comments are also played, along with talk about witch movies, Soapdish, Jen Aniston, minority movies, BarebackRT and an HIV Cure! or 206-337-6552

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They Can Blow a Guy and Sweep The Floor at The Same Time . . .

We have two guests on this week, from waaaaay back during our early recording days (ok just a year and a half ago). This week we cover Glee, condoms, an email from Jen S, Britney Spears, Alicia Silverstone and Kirstie Alley. Trifecta crazy is covered with Celine, Shania and Mariah. We also talk erectile disfunction, Justin Bieber, Jessica Simpson, Sarah Palin, Craigslist, Jeff Conaway, Oprah's last show, British People, a phone call we got and fleshlights/scat play. Leave us a note at 206-337-6552 or!

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96.1 KISS (my asshole) FM

Sorry for the delay, but we're back! We were just prepping for the Rapture. We discuss Brothers & Sisters, Dancing with The Stars, Gary Busey, amusement parks, Fleshlights, Exterme Home Makeover and Horrible Horror Movies. We also take a call from a listener in California and revisit bad songs! Maria Shriver, Cameron Diaz and sounding are also talked about! Enjoy! 206-337-6552 or

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Bend Over and Take It! Podcast Presents: Fuck You
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How to Fuck Your Own Asshole

Jeff HotguyfromPittsburgh and Dean join us for our 69th show! We bring up Mother's Day, Anti Gay Marriage bills, Wham, Cock Sucking lips, a gift from listener Brad K, Mariah Carey, XFactor, Oprah, Shangela and Obama. Gerry notes a few movies he's watched recently, a website with brutal tops, we talk the Kylie concert and perform a gay test on Jeff. Remaining items also include Khloe Kardashian, SNL, Margaret Cho, college frats, Charleze Theron and Michelle Obama. Enjoy!

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If I Fuck a Guy, He Has to Be Colonoscopy Clean

Dean joins us for a royal engagement of titties, dicks and assplay. We discuss Kylie, the Royal Wedding, Fox Hurricane Sunday, Oprah, Male prostitutes, The Voice and some listener shout outs. Patti Lupone, Glee, RuPaul's Drag Race, Lady Gaga, Adele and Kellie Pickler are also talked about. Things are rounded out with XFactor, Top Model and the AVN Awards. Enjoy! 206-337-6552 or

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Bend Over and Take It! Podcast Presents: Fuck You
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Two Girls One Cup: The Remake

No guest host this week, so you're stuck with just us two! We talk about celebrity sex, a new podcast created by one of our listeners, asian 3D porn, Glee, Pearl Jam, Kelly Clarkson with country music, more royal wedding talk and our viewing of Scream 4. We also discuss canceled soaps and canceled Paul Reiser, ass to mouth, Lindsay Lohan, the Kardashians, Good Friday, Gary Busey, Donald Trump, Mariah Carey and Dancing with the Stars. 206-337-6552 or Thanks!

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I Object!

April is back on with us this week! We discuss all things CeeLo, Lady Gaga, plastic surgery, Jennifer Lopez, RuPaul's Drag Race, The Osbournes, the Royal Wedding, and Catherine Zita Jones. A listener leaves us an iTunes Review and we also have a call from Chuck in CA. We also discuss Dan Savage, proper douche techniques and Kylie Minogue Song titles. Each of us creates a fake TV show, and we also discuss sending sexy pictures, The Crow Remake, Jessica Alba and The Judds. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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I'll Pretty Much Put Anything in My Mouth . . .

This week we cover pussy juice, Britney Spears, Adele, Soul Surfer, Movie Boner Killers, Country Music and Bend Over and Take It dildos. We also discuss Charlie Sheen's Detroit blowout, Rebecca Black vs Kesha, the B-52s, Solange, Four Loko, Rosie O'Donnell, Victoria Jackson, Oprah and Margaret Cho. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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Bend Over and Take It! Podcast Presents: Fuck You
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She's a Hooker With a Heart of Gold

We fly without a guest host this week, and talk about Victoria Jackson, my so called life, Liz Taylor and Liza, Elton John, Pam Grier, Tyra banks and muffin tops. We also have some listener items and talk about answers to a facebook question Gerry posts. Rounding out the talk are exploding testicles, Meg Ryan, Alicia Silverstone, Fergie, Britney, Rihanna, Chris Brown and masturbation. 206-337-6552 or

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Bend Over and Take It! Podcast Presents: Fuck You Exodus International
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Dean joins us this week as we recover from last week's bomb. We discuss welfare moms, dildos, an iTunes Review, Paul Wagner, Smallville Sex Tapes, Jake Gyllenhaal, Anderson Cooper, American Idol and shitty 90s music. Also, GLee, 120 minutes, gay television shows, Jodie Foster/Ricky Martin hate, Shania Twain, Rupaul, ANTM, Sandra Bullock and Gilbert Gottfriend are discussed. Enjoy! 206-337-6552 or

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Bend Over and Take It! Podcast Presents: FUCK YOU
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Asshole Licking Doesn't Sound So Bad Now . . . Does It?

Kike joins us in the studio this week and we discuss The Color Purple, the recent tsunami, George Clooney, Courtney Love, Charlie Sheen and Rob Lowe. We also talk about Julianne Moore/Sarah Palin, Tyra Banks/Andre Leon Talley, Lemon Parties, Adele/Colbie Callet, Richard Hatch, Mr Hands, Jennifer Lopez and Beyonce! Enjoy and leave us a note at 206-337-6552 or! Thanks

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Does This Smell Like Chloroform?

Ernest is back to talk all things sex (with Jeff in the background) this week. We discuss straight people porn sites, mid 90s gay porn, piss play, enemas, Pam Anderson, Tyra banks, horrible TV shows and Lybia vs Proactive Solution. Also, Gerry discovers the meaning of Santorum, Ernest debates dating Casey Anthony and also gives us the definition of Ozone Stargazing. We also field a call from April, talk about Barbie Dolls, Nic Cage, Jennifer Lopez, Kara DioGuardio, Ben Stiller, Jared Leto and Sarah Palin. Enjoy! 206-337-6552 or!

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Fuck You . . . Tattoo AIDS Whore

Jeff HotguyfromPittsburgh joins us (with Ernest in the background) for a show! We talk about Wynona Rider, Angelina Jolie, The Oscars, Natalie Portman in Thor, Ashley Judd, The Grammys and African American Oscar Winners. We also keep the black going with Michelle Obama, Tiger woods, gingers, Paul Wagner, Billy Ray Cyrus and Craigslist Ads. Finally we round it out with Kylie, Kesha, Chris Brown, Adele, Fashion Police, Kelly Osbourne, DOMA and Jeff's blog. Give us a ring at 206-337-6552 or

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She Gives Aids a Solid Form . . .

April joins us this week to discuss the Superbowl, Lady Gaga, the Grammys, Kelsey Grammer, child support and Elizabeth Taylor. We also cover Dina Lohan's Glee reaction, Big Momma's House 3, Tyler Perry, The Real World, amateur straight guy porn, tittyfucking, Egypt and Sarah Palin. A listener calls in for the first time and we also talk about watching pron, Rihanna, sex smells, Wanda Sykes, Christopher Lee and karaoke. Enjoy! 206-337-6552 or

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He Has AIDS Because He's Gay . . .

No guest host this week, so you just get to enjoy us! We discuss food at TJMaxx, Steeler Fans, Kevin Spacey, listener Jennifer Severa, Lea Michelle and Christina Aguliera as well as Glee, Zsa Zsa Gabor and Rose McGowan. Also talked about are Ronald Reagan, Crazy Utah State Reps, Levi Johnston, a call from listener AJ, Amy Winehouse and Kylie tickets. We also talk about the Golden Girls, Anne Hathaway, Steely McBeam, Zeb Atlas, Jonathan Knight, Kris Jenner, Elton John, Tyler Perry and other gay things. Hit us up at 206-337-6552 or!

Direct download: BOATI058.mp3
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Scott Sutton is Alive . . .

This week we're test driving a new guest host as Ern joins us. He's the creator of Shootin The Puck, a sports blog about the Pittsburgh Penguins. We discuss Sutton being alive, Tuscon, Ern's blog, pushing ding dongs out of your ass, titty fucking and Jacklyn Smith. Also covered are the Elton John vs Arkansas issue, Rachel Ray, the Golden Globes, shows that are gayer than Glee, Liberache, Modern Family, Drag names, Johnny Depp and Charlie Sheen. We also field two phone calls. Give us a message at or 206-337-6552!

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We Can Only Do Piss Play on Grandma's Couch . . .

This is sort of a part 2 to last weeks show, as we now have April on with us, with Kike in the background (mostly). We discuss Tyra, Adam Levine, abortions, a pregnant Terminator, the Kardashians, Paula Deen and take a call from Chuck in California. Piss play, along with black women having sex are talked about, as well as Kathy Griffin, Getting waxed, TLC's My Strange Addiction, Kelly Pickler and some American Idol talk. Enjoy! 206-337-6552 or

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It Was Like Someone Took a Bicycle Pump to Her Fucking Anus . . .

A new guest host joins us this week as we welcome Kike to the studio. She joins us in skewering Tracy Gold, Lindsey Lohan, Jersey Shore, Snooki and her own weave. We also discuss black men jeans, Beyonce, Divas in heels, crazy Food Network bitches, cunnilingus and gay porn. Some quick shout outs to our listeners online are given and we talk Ted Williams, The Swan, Antoine Dodson, Elizabeth Edwards. Plus a new game is played! Reach us at 206-337-6552 or

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:01pm EST

Everybody Loves a Little Bit of Cum on Their Face

We've got Dean on for today's show to help celebrate the new year. We've got lots to talk about like Teen Mom, Guys with baby dicks, fantasy fiction, ass to mouth and some listener items. Hugh Jackman, Oprah vs JK Rowling, Rupert Everett, Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Hudson, Snooki, Elton John and the crazy scale are also discussed. Reach us at 206-337-6552 or

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 4:13pm EST

It's Not Finger-licking Good, It's Taint-licking Good . . .

We're back after our XXXmas song spectacular (ok that's debatable). This week we discuss Xtube, our new mixer and microphones, Liz Taylor, the podcast awards, iTunes Reviews and listener calls, Mariah Carey, Tommy Mattola, Michael Jackson, Nick Cannon, Shania Twain, Kelly Clarkson, Monica, Aaliyah and Vin Diesel. We also talk about facebook anthems, facebook taint pictures, inter-racial marriage, CBS's The Early Show and Lights, Camera, Jackson. We round things out with some porno talk and The Real World. Enjoy! or 206-337-6552.

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:37pm EST

Twat the Night Before Fistmas

We'll be back next week with a full show. For now, Happy Holidays and enjoy!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:29am EST

He Got You a Gift for Christmas

We have April on this show, and a bit of Jeff Hotguyfrompittsburgh. We discuss sex mirrors, Oprah, Restoration Hardware, Paula Abdul, American Idol, Glee, Radio City Rockettes, Knucklebabies, Butt Babies, Condoms in Porn, Mario Lopez, Vaginas with Teeth and how annoying Brad is during a show. Also mentioned are Octomom, Mariah, Aretha, Larry Hagman, Craigery Morgan, Jessica Simpson and blowjobs! Leave us a note at 206-337-6552 or

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:10pm EST

Too Little, Too Late . . . Cunt

We have Jeff Hotguyfrompittsburgh back on the show this week with lots of gay stuff to discuss. We cover the Grammy nominations, Tumblr accounts, George Bush, Justin Beiber, the top grossing tours of the week, the Black Eyed Peas, Elizabeth Edwards and Dr. Laura. We also discuss really, really gay things with Fred Phelps, Sarah Palin, Oprah, big balls, Andrew Sullivan and testicle free underwear. Jeff and Brad introduce Gerry to One Guy One Jar and Mr Hands. Leave us a line at 206-337-6552 or

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Category:general -- posted at: 11:36pm EST

First Annual BOATI Awards!

We're celebrating our first year doing this shit! We have some fun recaps over our past year for you, and we also talk about some new stuff. Dean is on the show as well to help us cover the tabloids, Burlesque, the Kardashians, Dildos and taking a call and email from listeners. Enjoy, and leave us a note at or 206-337-6552.

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:58pm EST

My Testicles Were Falling Out of Those Shorts

We have Jeff Hotguyfrompittsburgh (and April in the background) for this weeks show. We talk about putting small animals up our asses, Oprah hosting the hall of fame for trashy talk show hosts, bad television shows and fisting porn. We also play another round of Kill, Marry, Fuck and Jeff poses lots of questions for us to answer which takes up most of the show. Enjoy and leave us a note at 206-337-6552 or

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:44pm EST

Lets Talk About Vaginas

April joins us this week (Jeff HotguyfromPittsburgh chimes in as well during this show) for a pretty packed show. We discuss facebook fights, Gerry's trip to Gettysburg, Jessica Simpson, Nick Lachey, Vanessa Williams, Mariah Carey Christmas music, lady piss slits, hiding your junk at the gym, Cindy McCain, Sarah Palin and Gweneth Paltrow. Gerry brings back an old game of ours for April as well. We also talk a lot about vaginas, cum and pee holes. Vote for us to be nominated for a podcast award! Also reach us at or 206-337-6552.

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 5:43am EST

I Feel Like There's a Lot of Rimjobs that Take Place in NAMBLA . . .

This week we talk about our Halloween costumes, so the mystery is over for those who haven't seen them yet. We also discuss Portia DiGeneres, Susan Boyle, The Talk, Demi Lovato, Chelsea Handler, Barbara Hershey, Cher, Cher's daugther/son, straight girls who sing gay anthems, Tyra and Saw 7. We take a call from Brad K and some Facebook comments/posts from listeners. Reach us at 206-337-6552 or

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 5:32am EST

Grandma's Pussy Juice Delight . . .

Happy Halloween! We've got a loaded show this week! We talk about crazy ladies, as always, like Oprah and Gale, Mariah, Jessica Simpson, Casey Anthony, Sandra Lee, Clint McCance, Jada Pinkett and Will Smith. We also talk the Piranha move, Brad's work costume, golden showers, snowstorms and Farmville. Drop us a note at or 206-337-6552.

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:06am EST

Peel Her Labia Lips Like An Onion

Hey Folks! This appears to be our woman hating show, so if you're down with the poon, you've been warned. We talk Justin Bieber, Christina Aguilera, Gweneth Paltrow, Celebrity Apprentice, The Talk, Glee, Brett Farve, Jeff HotGuyFromPittsburgh, Christine O'Donnell, Katy Perry, Bret Michaels, Holly Robinson Peete and Brad's Halloween Costume for next year. We also have some listener emails and Facebook posts. Leave us a line at 206-337-6552 or Thanks!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 5:23am EST

I Think These Guys are Full On Faggots

We're back! This show we're discussing Janet Jackson, Nancy Pelosi, Tyra Banks, Oprah, Justin Beiber, Mariah Carey, Hilary Duff, Chelsea Handler, 50 Cent and Brett Farve. We also talk about celebrity divorces, XTube and Pastors who are on the down low. Feel free to leave us a note at 206-337-6552 or Enjoy!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:31am EST

Typical American Asshole . . .

We've got a wonderfully random show for you this week! There's plenty of TV coverage with Glee, Desperate Housewives, America's Next Top Model, Austrailia's Next Top Model and Family Guy. We also talk Martha Stewart vs Rachel Ray, Matty and Bobby, Mindy Cohn, Terry McMillan and Gerry gives a lovely monologue about bullying the homosessuals. Leave us a line at 206-337-6552 or Thanks!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:32pm EST

Does Jesus Cry If You Masturbate in to Someone’s Mouth?

This show we do a lot of TV talk with Glee, Modern Family, Cougartown and the American Idol Judges. We also talk about Teri Hatcher, Gweneth Paltrow, Shania Twain, Cher, Cameron Crowe, Tim Gunn and the Material Girl line. Mark from MN sends us a voicemail about the history of the term Pegging and Demolition Man. Gerry also goes on a rant about Eddie Long, Christine ODonnell and the Republican agenda. Drop us a line at 206-337-6552 or Thanks!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:54am EST

Swimming In a Sea of Jizz and Ladyjizz

We'll start out by apologizing for the odd audio and the delay in posting! This week we have two phone calls, a few emails/Facebook comments to discuss. We also talk about Lady Gaga, Kathy Griffin, Tyra Banks, Aretha Franklin, Kid Rock, Halle Berry, Oprah and Fantasia. We also discuss the Jersey Shore group and Blood Bank Porno. Leave us a note at 206-337-6552 or Thanks!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:12am EST

Bitch, You Just Got Face Raped By a Watermelon . . .

We have a fun show for you this week (or we think so)! Ladies of topic are Gwen Stefani, Cameron Diaz, Kylie, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Real Housewives of NJ, Hillary Duff, Michelle Rodriguez and Lea Michelle. We also talk about the tittie filled Machete movie, comments from the asshole in Montana's Tea Party and the death of Glen Shadix. Brad attempts to throw out some anti-women jokes and Gerry gives a shout out to our listeners who have emailed in. Also, we double back on the Desperate Housewives Promo and the new Glee Promo. Feel free to drop us a line at 206-337-6552 or Oh and sorry for the choppy editing at the end, we had a lot of wine.

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:15pm EST

Your Fucking is Right on Par With My Dad's . . .

To make up for last weeks lack of entertainment gossip, we're packed with plenty to talk about this show. We discuss Gerry's trip to DC and his film role in Dumb and Dumber 3. We also cover Dancing with the Stars even though we don't watch it, and Desperate Housewives now that we are excited to watch it again. Crazy bitches this week (thanks partly to the Emmys mostly) are Claire Danes, Kyra Sedgewick, Eva Longoria, Margaret Cho, Kathy Griffin, Britney Spears, Drew Barrymore and Lindsay Lohan. Enjoy! Also, don't forget as always to drop us a line 206-337-6552 or Thanks!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 7:25pm EST

It Was a Full On Pussy Bar . . .

Not a lot of entertainment news (well important entertainment news at least) but we've got tittie bars and Kylie for this show! We suffer through America's Got Talent, discuss Scream 4, Levi Johnston, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Mariska Hargitay, gay republicans and how to Photobomb your way in to jail. Also, Brad reveals the final scene to a porn that we've actually owned for years, but have never seen. Leave us a note at or 206-337-6552

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:22am EST

I Need a Stool Sample Please, to See if There's Sperm In It . . .

We seem to have a lot of shit and sex talk this week for some reason, and we're not only talking about Tila Tequila with that! We have a few comments and a new listener from the Pittsburgh area for us to sexually harrass. Crazy bitches as usual like Chelsea Handler, Ann Coulter, Britney Spears, Steven Tyler and Dr. Laura all face off in our discussion and Kylie gets banned from Facebook. Sutton provides us with an interesting question (though we apparently mis-interpret the very last part) and we list of the 15 ways to know if your husband likes cock to shoot butt babies up his ass. Leave us a note at 206-337-6552 or!


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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:16am EST

Blowjobs Are Sooooooo Gooooooood . . .

This week we've got a new sponsor with the Church of JC of LDS! Gay Marriage is back on in California and we discuss how far Gerry would get fisted. Also squeezed in are Paris Hilton, Levi Johnston, Fantasia, George Michael, Britney Spears, Shania Twain and crazy Jet Blue Steward(ess). We'll talk a bit about our Phily trip and toss in tid bits about shitty television shows as well. Brad questions what it would take to take to get a straight guy in a gay relationship, and more! Reach us at or 206-337-6552. 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:26pm EST

The Mormons Took One in the Ass This Week

Hey All! This week we find out that a Target Boycott lasts just as long as a Lindsay Lohan jail stay. We also talk about power bottoms, Adventures in Babysitting, American Idol, Glen Beck and Lady Gaga. Gerry discusses what he has named The Greatest Song Ever and Brad explains the insanity that is the Burlesque move trailer. Send us a note at 206-337-6552 or, and don't mind Gerry's empty threat, we're still recording next week.

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 5:32am EST

Don’t They Shoot Queers in Texas?

This week, we discuss Gerry's age and give out details to find the gay porn online from last week. Gerry brings a bunch of Idol talk to let all of us know why we won't have to bother watching the new season, and also discusses the Jersey Shore and Project Runway. We also talk about Anne Rice, Yoko Ono, Penelope Cruz, Condoleezza Rice and hotel sex. There are also three movies filming in Pittsburgh that Brad discusses! Feel free to reach us 206-337-6552 or

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:01am EST

I Eat Chum Buckets of Cum, but I'm Not Gay . . .

Hey Folks! This show we engage in some Kylie talk and Gerry sees a Nic Cage movie. We also discuss crazy bitches like Joy Behar, Sandra Lee, Kate Gosselin, Sarah Palin, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Sara Gilbert and Julie Chen who work hard for the money. We also take some emails from Dean and Brian and call from the always fab Brad K in Chicago. Design Star and Glee are given a once over and we round out the show listening to Gay porn. Enjoy and as always - 206-337-6552 and

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:49pm EST

Is She Getting Fingerblasted . . . or Is He Stealing Her Kidney?

We've got a special brand new song to start out the show for you this week. We spend a bunch of time analyzing Mel Gibson being a crazy piece of shit and our time spent in Chicago. We also talk about Bristol Palin and Levi getting back together, Bindi Irwin, Whoopi Goldberg vs the world and Robbie Williams. We also take a call about gay porn. Leave us feedback at 206-337-6552 or Thanks!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 5:28am EST

Fisting . . . It's Not Just For Gays!

We've got another guest host lined up for you, as April joins us this week. We discuss creepy skanky guys who troll public parks, the Lohans, Emmy nominations and snubs, more big dick talk and Mel Gibson being his racist and abusive self. Steve Urkel punches a woman in the breasts and we talk about facials, pussy obsession, double penetration, women views on manscaping, balls and there is a VERY SPECIAL treat at the end provided by April. Hit us up at or 412-337-6552. Later!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:58pm EST

I Broke Up With Someone Because They Farted When I Pulled Out.

We've got Dean back on to help us keep this show afloat, talking about Kesha, Tori Spelling, Andy Dick, PeeWee German, German soccer coaches and Twilight. Gerry lists off his top 5 teen angst movies vs Yahoo’s list and we play ‘The Dick Game’. We also field a question from listener Jeff about manscaping, discuss sex noises and Harry Potter. Enjoy and don’t forget to leave us thoughts and questions at 206-337-6552 or You can also leave us a review on iTunes!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:05am EST

Dakota Fanning's Ginormous Bush

Hey All. This show we discuss dirty girls like Lindsey Lohan (and her cheap mom), Kesha and Shakira. Brad's rub on tan starts to melt right off of him and Gerry hates on Muse selling out for Twilight. We also talk Kylie, Alicia Keyes, Bernadette Peters, Vanessa Carlton, Kim Kardashian, Kathy Griffin and the Furries! Leave us a message at or 206-337-6552.

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:20pm EST

If You Really Loved Your Husband, You’d Get Wet Enough . . .

We're back with a show about the men and women we know going through menopause, some leftover comments, iTunes Reviews and emails from our last show, and some dates that we are eyeing up for our trip to fabulous Shitcago. Also, we talk about Oprah, Tara Reid, Perez Hilton, Nicolette Sheridan and Calista Flockhart-Ford. Women with hairy nipples, poppin cherries and lady butt sex are also discussed. We also take in two phone calls. Feel free to leave us some comments on iTunes, or 206-337-6552. 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 7:43am EST

Fart in My Face Bill Goldberg!

We kick off the show with about 7 minutes of Kylie so if you're not a fan, you may want to skip ahead. We break down the Glee finale, women who shit during childbirth, the MTV Movie Awards and who would kill us. Wendy B provides such much needed education on an important topic. There is also a lot of skewering of ladies like Sandra Bullock, Larry King's wife, Katy Perry, Bret Michaels, Paula Deen, Lindsay Lohan, Demi Moore and all of the stars of TNT original tv shows. We also answer some Facebook questions and a phone call! 206-337-6552 or

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:19am EST

What Country Did He Just Kill That Girl In?

This week is all about the Crzazy! We talk about Rue McClanahan passing (and create a fan page). Also we discuss possible pregnant crazy bitches, gay McDonalds ads, Glee, the new Kylie music video and Jillian Michaels. We also try to figure out why Celebutards even bother trying to become actresses, the Entertainment Weekly top 100 characters of the past 20 years and how to discreetly buy butt lube (or really any lube). Leave us a message at 206-337-6552 or

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:40pm EST

Bloody Dildo or Fecal Covered Dildo . . . Is That What You Just Said?

We got a lot in store for you on this show kids! Brad ranks the most important things in his life and talks about his dream of owning a KFC/Taco Bell fast food stand with one of our listeners. We delve more in to the mystery and allure of Twincest and ask for some insight on to how women insert tampons. A couple of calls are played along with discussion of TV season finales and more crazy bitches. One of our callers asks for advice on Ass to Mouth and Brad invites listeners to throw a drink in his face. Leave us some love at 206-337-6552 or

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:24pm EST

Oh Look He's Sitting on The Toilet . . . With a Hard-On

This weeks topics include a healthy sprinkling of fisting, poop and Twincest. We also talk about TV cancelations, season finales and the upcoming slew of horrible looking shows for Fall 2010 - which are so bad we can't even get through all of them. Brad goes crazy for Brooke Shields in the Latisse commercial and Gerry reads through a very special interview with on Ms. Jennifer Love Horseface. Douchebag NJ waiters and a request for how girls insert tampons are also touched upon. Ladies, leave your answers at 206-334-6552 or

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:05am EST

Please Stop Listening to Our First Episode

With Gerry out of town for a few nights, this is our delayed show done on a Saturday night, while the rest of the world is out having lives. We discuss the new Kylie Minogue single, Gerry's stories from Gettysburg, the horror of watching 'Behind the Scenes' of a gay porn and make fun of our low production values. We also take two calls, an email and discuss what crazy bitches we'd invite to brunch. Also Brad provides proof that he was in fact a child star. Horrible TV shows like Heroes, The Good Wife and Ellen are also discussed. Send us an email to or call to 206-337-6552.


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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:49pm EST

Show Him How to Ride That Stick!

We're going to dub this our 'fan favorite' show as we received a good number of phone calls from you all! We also talk about piss waders, gatorade bottles of urine and Brad's fear of someone 'fist-stealing' his appendix. We break down how we would want to die, Gerry trying to teach Brad how to drive his new car and Gerry's complete lack of interest in his own poo. The huge let down of Chely Wright coming out of the closet is also brought up and a wee bit of Olivia Newton John. Feel free to reach us at or 206-337-6552.  -  Kudos to Dean, April, AZ Rick, Brad from Chicago and Mark for your voicemails!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:12am EST

We're Gonna Put This Cancer Wig on You and You're Gonna Play Soccer For a Girl's Team

Gerry couldn't quite live up to his promise of two shows this week, but we did give you an extended episode this time with 20% more of us! We start with thanking listeners who are sending us emails and comments over the past week or so. There's also a lot of shameless promotion/insertion of ourselves in to the PNS vs FOF blowout and discussion of crazy politicians around the US. We also make fun of (in no particular order) Kirstie Alley, Tori Spelling, Bret Michaels, Eminem, Sandra Bullock, Laura Bush, Katie Holmes, Gwen Stefani and field a call from April. Enjoy and leave us some feedback online or at or 206-337-6552.

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:19am EST

Mt Ejaculationfalafel

We start a bit late this week so our show is a tiny bit shorter than usual. We continue with a bit more discussion of The Human Centipede, talk about new Kylie news and discuss how straight men can't handle a real dildo. A bunch of listeners leave us comments, email and voicemails so thanks! Lots of TV talk with Glee, American Idol, Biggest Loser and Celebrity Apprentice (bye Goldberg!). We also get a voicemail from our field correspondent April who's in NYC. . . we're not responsible for the nature of her question. Feel free to reach us at or 206-337-6552.

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:13am EST

You Can Not Sew A Long Dog Snout To A Small Dog Butthole

On this episode, we talk about Glee, Lost, Ugly Betty and a bit of American Idol (but not too much since we hate it). Gerry and Brad both come prepared to discuss quite possibly the most disgusting movie ever made, as well as Marmaduke. We also ponder why Melissa Etheridge is just so unlucky at love and take a call from April. Give us a call at 206-337-6552 or email to This show sponsored by Rectalique!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:11pm EST

Bottom to Top: A Phoenix Rising From the Asses

This week we talk give shout out to some of our listeners and take a call from one as well! Brad provides the title of his sexual memoir, which is narrated by Angela Lansbury and we talk about bitches who are making a come back. A snippet of the new X-Tina song is played for you as well and Gerry professes his love of Ethan Hawke's snaggle tooth. Leave us some love at 206-337-6552 and

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:12am EST

My Priest Molested Your Honor Roll Student

Hey Folks! We've got a lot to slice through this week, including a listener who felt so neglected from the last show, that we gave her a very special introduction this week. We take in a voicemail from Brian (and still have no idea what Bagpiping is), talk about Ricky Martin and Anna Paquin handing the straight world their resignation, plus talk about people who chose to get old and how that impacts us. Also, Brad finds a way to talk about Melrose Place yet again. Free shot of Brad's rockin ass to anyone who can guess where the intro music came from. Give us a ring at 206-337-6552 or note at!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:24am EST

Did You Pick Him Up and Spin Him Around Like a Fucking Pinwheel?

Dean has managed to claw his way back on to the show this week, and brings with him stories about a gay cruise, sex dreams about Brad and questions from co-workers. Brad relays his open letter to American Idol and Gerry gets ambiguous about his age. Also we talk about stupid bitches like Kelly Rutherford, Rosie O'Donnell, Katherine Heigl and Octomom because Dean hates it when we talk about Pussy related items. Spring fashion advice is also provided. Please leave us reviews on iTunes, it helps us get featured! As always, hit us up at or 206-337-6552.

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:10am EST

That guy is being a ------ licker!

We start out the show by addressing the controversy from last week, and discuss censorship. Along with that, we analyze how to tell if your 12 year old son is a faggot, which Divas are making their way to Pittsburgh in 2010 and the revolving door of female pop singers. Also, Sandra Bullock finally gets what she deserves for making Hope Floats, we talk about different ways to make Pussy taste delicious and discuss the current state of television shows. As always, send us some love at or 206-337-6552.

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 4:59am EST

We met 6.5 years ago at a NAMBLA Convention

We're back! After a week off, we're here again to discuss the latest slew of American Idol contestants who got the heave ho. A listener from Chicago leaves us a voicemail with a fun story of how to offend the Jewish, we discover the craziness that is KMart, how to jizz on your work uniform, Gerry points out Bob Harper's HIV forehead and we discuss the fact that Glee can't come back fast enough. Leave us some love at and 206-337-6552 . .  . yea we've given up on Twitter already. Don't forget to leave us some iTunes Reviews!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 5:11am EST

Speaking of Boner Killers . . .

We discuss 3 different boner killers in just 1 episode! Also we break down the latest season of American Idol, discuss slutty cum dumpster pop singers and head south of Wendy's border in a phone interview with full-time fans the Bousteads! As always, leave us some love at 206-337-6552, or on Twitter through BOATIpodcast. 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:22pm EST

I've Just Dubbed Her Bruce Vilanch

Welcome! On the show this week, we have special guest star Kevin Smith! What's that? Oh sorry folks, he actually had to cancel at the last minute because of a 'Flight Delay'. Well otherwise we discuss the Winter Olympics, the questionable hotness of Bruce Willis and make fun of celebrities coming together to do their good deed for the year as early as possible. Leave us some love through comments online, an email to, a voicemail at 206-337-6552 or you can now follow us on Twitter through BOATIpodcast.

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 5:17am EST


Welcome back to Pittsburgh! This show Brad discusses his completely natural hatred of women, we consider the various elements that make up a Power Bottom couple and Gerry talks about his hatred for John 'Governor of McDoucheland' Mayer. Hope you enjoy and please leave us some feedback.


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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:04pm EST

BOATI on the road (part 2)

Part 2 of our Jersey excursion! We're joined by Stacy and Nick for our follow up show. Nick explains the State College Steamer to us, we talk about various ways to blow a load on your partner and also preview the new HGTV series called House Humpers. If there's ever been an episode where we need the explicit rating, this is it folks. As always, leave us some love at 206-337-6552 or Enjoy!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:38pm EST

BOATI on the road (part 1)

This week, we're on the road to the Jersey Shore! We have special guests Brian and Amy to discuss reality television, Kendra's meat curtains and cutting the taint from vag to butt! Enjoy, and as always send us feedback, comments and concerns:



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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:05am EST

Super Sippy Bendy Straws! This show is all about the felching. Ok well kind of, but not completely. On this episode we discuss the possibilities with fleshlights, Brad recounts his high pressure trip to Kmart and Gerry hates on the most famous Porn Star to come out of Massachusetts since Chris Evans.


Don't forget to subscribe on iTunes and please leave us some reviews.

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 5:14am EST

We're Back to Being Dirrrty This show, we bring April in to the mix to class up this joint. Enjoy as Gerry playa-hates on Alicia Keys, Brad recounts the horror of going Number 2 in the shower and April moans throughout the whole show.

As always, hit us up!


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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:59am EST

We're Family Friendly! This show, we tone it down after some feedback that we've given TMI! Brad loses his cool over news of Bill Goldberg, Gerry analyzes using beer cans to measure your privates, both of us attempt to sexually harass another listener in to ignoring us, and we give love to the podcasts who give love to us.

Fuck . . . Bill Goldberg is hot!


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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:26pm EST

Happy New Year! We ring in the new year with special guest Dean! This show we discuss dudes with twats, Dean obsesses over Ryan Reynolds and Brad gives a bio so you can learn a bit more about us. Also, Gerry reveals his stalkerish side.

As always, don't forget to subscribe to us on iTunes

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:39am EST

Merry Fucking X-Mas!

Hey All! This show, we become Titty Fucking Fiends! Also, Brad goes (lady) gaga over a new listener and Gerry considers which Jonas Brother he'd fuck.

Plus, Brittany Murphy's body catches up with her brain, and dies.

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:26pm EST

Menage A Trois Welcome to our third episode!

Tonight we've got a new sponsor. Also, new Facebook friends, we discuss our friend Stacy & Nick's blowjob chair, MTV's hit show Jersey Shore, some French Dude goes in to a Coma and recovers with a fucked up face, plus Gerry's new game!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:55pm EST

Our Very Special Second Episode! This week, we have an exclusive sit down with Sarah Palin, discuss Tori Spelling, more Tiger Woods woes, Michelle Duggar's Pussy explodes and Uganda works to get rid of those pesky homosexuals!
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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:06pm EST

First Episode This is our first episode. We're starting with limited supplies and budget so be nice, and enjoy! We discuss Meredith Baxter, Tiger Woods, Real Housewives of DC, Adam Lambert, Vanessa Williams' wig and the Grammy Nominations. Please leave comments and YES we promise the sound quality will be better on future episodes!
Direct download: BOATI001.mp3
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