Bend Over and Take It!

Welcome to the Bend Over and Take It! Podcast page. You can find us on iTunes by searching for our name or subscribe directly to our RSS feed through the Syndication link on this page. We are a LGBT podcast that discusses whatever we want. Grease up your hole and get ready to bend over and take it.

The Podcasts

It's Not Finger-licking Good, It's Taint-licking Good . . .

We're back after our XXXmas song spectacular (ok that's debatable). This week we discuss Xtube, our new mixer and microphones, Liz Taylor, the podcast awards, iTunes Reviews and listener calls, Mariah Carey, Tommy Mattola, Michael Jackson, Nick Cannon, Shania Twain, Kelly Clarkson, Monica, Aaliyah and Vin Diesel. We also talk about facebook anthems, facebook taint pictures, inter-racial marriage, CBS's The Early Show and Lights, Camera, Jackson. We round things out with some porno talk and The Real World. Enjoy! or 206-337-6552.

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:37pm EST

Twat the Night Before Fistmas

We'll be back next week with a full show. For now, Happy Holidays and enjoy!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:29am EST

He Got You a Gift for Christmas

We have April on this show, and a bit of Jeff Hotguyfrompittsburgh. We discuss sex mirrors, Oprah, Restoration Hardware, Paula Abdul, American Idol, Glee, Radio City Rockettes, Knucklebabies, Butt Babies, Condoms in Porn, Mario Lopez, Vaginas with Teeth and how annoying Brad is during a show. Also mentioned are Octomom, Mariah, Aretha, Larry Hagman, Craigery Morgan, Jessica Simpson and blowjobs! Leave us a note at 206-337-6552 or

Direct download: BOATI052.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:10pm EST

Too Little, Too Late . . . Cunt

We have Jeff Hotguyfrompittsburgh back on the show this week with lots of gay stuff to discuss. We cover the Grammy nominations, Tumblr accounts, George Bush, Justin Beiber, the top grossing tours of the week, the Black Eyed Peas, Elizabeth Edwards and Dr. Laura. We also discuss really, really gay things with Fred Phelps, Sarah Palin, Oprah, big balls, Andrew Sullivan and testicle free underwear. Jeff and Brad introduce Gerry to One Guy One Jar and Mr Hands. Leave us a line at 206-337-6552 or

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Category:general -- posted at: 11:36pm EST

First Annual BOATI Awards!

We're celebrating our first year doing this shit! We have some fun recaps over our past year for you, and we also talk about some new stuff. Dean is on the show as well to help us cover the tabloids, Burlesque, the Kardashians, Dildos and taking a call and email from listeners. Enjoy, and leave us a note at or 206-337-6552.

Direct download: BOATI050.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:58pm EST

My Testicles Were Falling Out of Those Shorts

We have Jeff Hotguyfrompittsburgh (and April in the background) for this weeks show. We talk about putting small animals up our asses, Oprah hosting the hall of fame for trashy talk show hosts, bad television shows and fisting porn. We also play another round of Kill, Marry, Fuck and Jeff poses lots of questions for us to answer which takes up most of the show. Enjoy and leave us a note at 206-337-6552 or

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:44pm EST

Lets Talk About Vaginas

April joins us this week (Jeff HotguyfromPittsburgh chimes in as well during this show) for a pretty packed show. We discuss facebook fights, Gerry's trip to Gettysburg, Jessica Simpson, Nick Lachey, Vanessa Williams, Mariah Carey Christmas music, lady piss slits, hiding your junk at the gym, Cindy McCain, Sarah Palin and Gweneth Paltrow. Gerry brings back an old game of ours for April as well. We also talk a lot about vaginas, cum and pee holes. Vote for us to be nominated for a podcast award! Also reach us at or 206-337-6552.

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 5:43am EST

I Feel Like There's a Lot of Rimjobs that Take Place in NAMBLA . . .

This week we talk about our Halloween costumes, so the mystery is over for those who haven't seen them yet. We also discuss Portia DiGeneres, Susan Boyle, The Talk, Demi Lovato, Chelsea Handler, Barbara Hershey, Cher, Cher's daugther/son, straight girls who sing gay anthems, Tyra and Saw 7. We take a call from Brad K and some Facebook comments/posts from listeners. Reach us at 206-337-6552 or

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 5:32am EST

Grandma's Pussy Juice Delight . . .

Happy Halloween! We've got a loaded show this week! We talk about crazy ladies, as always, like Oprah and Gale, Mariah, Jessica Simpson, Casey Anthony, Sandra Lee, Clint McCance, Jada Pinkett and Will Smith. We also talk the Piranha move, Brad's work costume, golden showers, snowstorms and Farmville. Drop us a note at or 206-337-6552.

Direct download: BOATI046.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:06am EST

Peel Her Labia Lips Like An Onion

Hey Folks! This appears to be our woman hating show, so if you're down with the poon, you've been warned. We talk Justin Bieber, Christina Aguilera, Gweneth Paltrow, Celebrity Apprentice, The Talk, Glee, Brett Farve, Jeff HotGuyFromPittsburgh, Christine O'Donnell, Katy Perry, Bret Michaels, Holly Robinson Peete and Brad's Halloween Costume for next year. We also have some listener emails and Facebook posts. Leave us a line at 206-337-6552 or Thanks!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 5:23am EST

I Think These Guys are Full On Faggots

We're back! This show we're discussing Janet Jackson, Nancy Pelosi, Tyra Banks, Oprah, Justin Beiber, Mariah Carey, Hilary Duff, Chelsea Handler, 50 Cent and Brett Farve. We also talk about celebrity divorces, XTube and Pastors who are on the down low. Feel free to leave us a note at 206-337-6552 or Enjoy!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:31am EST

Typical American Asshole . . .

We've got a wonderfully random show for you this week! There's plenty of TV coverage with Glee, Desperate Housewives, America's Next Top Model, Austrailia's Next Top Model and Family Guy. We also talk Martha Stewart vs Rachel Ray, Matty and Bobby, Mindy Cohn, Terry McMillan and Gerry gives a lovely monologue about bullying the homosessuals. Leave us a line at 206-337-6552 or Thanks!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:32pm EST

Does Jesus Cry If You Masturbate in to Someone’s Mouth?

This show we do a lot of TV talk with Glee, Modern Family, Cougartown and the American Idol Judges. We also talk about Teri Hatcher, Gweneth Paltrow, Shania Twain, Cher, Cameron Crowe, Tim Gunn and the Material Girl line. Mark from MN sends us a voicemail about the history of the term Pegging and Demolition Man. Gerry also goes on a rant about Eddie Long, Christine ODonnell and the Republican agenda. Drop us a line at 206-337-6552 or Thanks!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:54am EST

Swimming In a Sea of Jizz and Ladyjizz

We'll start out by apologizing for the odd audio and the delay in posting! This week we have two phone calls, a few emails/Facebook comments to discuss. We also talk about Lady Gaga, Kathy Griffin, Tyra Banks, Aretha Franklin, Kid Rock, Halle Berry, Oprah and Fantasia. We also discuss the Jersey Shore group and Blood Bank Porno. Leave us a note at 206-337-6552 or Thanks!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:12am EST

Bitch, You Just Got Face Raped By a Watermelon . . .

We have a fun show for you this week (or we think so)! Ladies of topic are Gwen Stefani, Cameron Diaz, Kylie, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Real Housewives of NJ, Hillary Duff, Michelle Rodriguez and Lea Michelle. We also talk about the tittie filled Machete movie, comments from the asshole in Montana's Tea Party and the death of Glen Shadix. Brad attempts to throw out some anti-women jokes and Gerry gives a shout out to our listeners who have emailed in. Also, we double back on the Desperate Housewives Promo and the new Glee Promo. Feel free to drop us a line at 206-337-6552 or Oh and sorry for the choppy editing at the end, we had a lot of wine.

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:15pm EST

Your Fucking is Right on Par With My Dad's . . .

To make up for last weeks lack of entertainment gossip, we're packed with plenty to talk about this show. We discuss Gerry's trip to DC and his film role in Dumb and Dumber 3. We also cover Dancing with the Stars even though we don't watch it, and Desperate Housewives now that we are excited to watch it again. Crazy bitches this week (thanks partly to the Emmys mostly) are Claire Danes, Kyra Sedgewick, Eva Longoria, Margaret Cho, Kathy Griffin, Britney Spears, Drew Barrymore and Lindsay Lohan. Enjoy! Also, don't forget as always to drop us a line 206-337-6552 or Thanks!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 7:25pm EST

It Was a Full On Pussy Bar . . .

Not a lot of entertainment news (well important entertainment news at least) but we've got tittie bars and Kylie for this show! We suffer through America's Got Talent, discuss Scream 4, Levi Johnston, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Mariska Hargitay, gay republicans and how to Photobomb your way in to jail. Also, Brad reveals the final scene to a porn that we've actually owned for years, but have never seen. Leave us a note at or 206-337-6552

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:22am EST

I Need a Stool Sample Please, to See if There's Sperm In It . . .

We seem to have a lot of shit and sex talk this week for some reason, and we're not only talking about Tila Tequila with that! We have a few comments and a new listener from the Pittsburgh area for us to sexually harrass. Crazy bitches as usual like Chelsea Handler, Ann Coulter, Britney Spears, Steven Tyler and Dr. Laura all face off in our discussion and Kylie gets banned from Facebook. Sutton provides us with an interesting question (though we apparently mis-interpret the very last part) and we list of the 15 ways to know if your husband likes cock to shoot butt babies up his ass. Leave us a note at 206-337-6552 or!


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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:16am EST

Blowjobs Are Sooooooo Gooooooood . . .

This week we've got a new sponsor with the Church of JC of LDS! Gay Marriage is back on in California and we discuss how far Gerry would get fisted. Also squeezed in are Paris Hilton, Levi Johnston, Fantasia, George Michael, Britney Spears, Shania Twain and crazy Jet Blue Steward(ess). We'll talk a bit about our Phily trip and toss in tid bits about shitty television shows as well. Brad questions what it would take to take to get a straight guy in a gay relationship, and more! Reach us at or 206-337-6552. 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:26pm EST

The Mormons Took One in the Ass This Week

Hey All! This week we find out that a Target Boycott lasts just as long as a Lindsay Lohan jail stay. We also talk about power bottoms, Adventures in Babysitting, American Idol, Glen Beck and Lady Gaga. Gerry discusses what he has named The Greatest Song Ever and Brad explains the insanity that is the Burlesque move trailer. Send us a note at 206-337-6552 or, and don't mind Gerry's empty threat, we're still recording next week.

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 5:32am EST

Don’t They Shoot Queers in Texas?

This week, we discuss Gerry's age and give out details to find the gay porn online from last week. Gerry brings a bunch of Idol talk to let all of us know why we won't have to bother watching the new season, and also discusses the Jersey Shore and Project Runway. We also talk about Anne Rice, Yoko Ono, Penelope Cruz, Condoleezza Rice and hotel sex. There are also three movies filming in Pittsburgh that Brad discusses! Feel free to reach us 206-337-6552 or

Direct download: BOATI034.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:01am EST

I Eat Chum Buckets of Cum, but I'm Not Gay . . .

Hey Folks! This show we engage in some Kylie talk and Gerry sees a Nic Cage movie. We also discuss crazy bitches like Joy Behar, Sandra Lee, Kate Gosselin, Sarah Palin, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Sara Gilbert and Julie Chen who work hard for the money. We also take some emails from Dean and Brian and call from the always fab Brad K in Chicago. Design Star and Glee are given a once over and we round out the show listening to Gay porn. Enjoy and as always - 206-337-6552 and

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:49pm EST

Is She Getting Fingerblasted . . . or Is He Stealing Her Kidney?

We've got a special brand new song to start out the show for you this week. We spend a bunch of time analyzing Mel Gibson being a crazy piece of shit and our time spent in Chicago. We also talk about Bristol Palin and Levi getting back together, Bindi Irwin, Whoopi Goldberg vs the world and Robbie Williams. We also take a call about gay porn. Leave us feedback at 206-337-6552 or Thanks!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 5:28am EST

Fisting . . . It's Not Just For Gays!

We've got another guest host lined up for you, as April joins us this week. We discuss creepy skanky guys who troll public parks, the Lohans, Emmy nominations and snubs, more big dick talk and Mel Gibson being his racist and abusive self. Steve Urkel punches a woman in the breasts and we talk about facials, pussy obsession, double penetration, women views on manscaping, balls and there is a VERY SPECIAL treat at the end provided by April. Hit us up at or 412-337-6552. Later!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:58pm EST

I Broke Up With Someone Because They Farted When I Pulled Out.

We've got Dean back on to help us keep this show afloat, talking about Kesha, Tori Spelling, Andy Dick, PeeWee German, German soccer coaches and Twilight. Gerry lists off his top 5 teen angst movies vs Yahoo’s list and we play ‘The Dick Game’. We also field a question from listener Jeff about manscaping, discuss sex noises and Harry Potter. Enjoy and don’t forget to leave us thoughts and questions at 206-337-6552 or You can also leave us a review on iTunes!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:05am EST

Dakota Fanning's Ginormous Bush

Hey All. This show we discuss dirty girls like Lindsey Lohan (and her cheap mom), Kesha and Shakira. Brad's rub on tan starts to melt right off of him and Gerry hates on Muse selling out for Twilight. We also talk Kylie, Alicia Keyes, Bernadette Peters, Vanessa Carlton, Kim Kardashian, Kathy Griffin and the Furries! Leave us a message at or 206-337-6552.

Direct download: BOATI029.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:20pm EST

If You Really Loved Your Husband, You’d Get Wet Enough . . .

We're back with a show about the men and women we know going through menopause, some leftover comments, iTunes Reviews and emails from our last show, and some dates that we are eyeing up for our trip to fabulous Shitcago. Also, we talk about Oprah, Tara Reid, Perez Hilton, Nicolette Sheridan and Calista Flockhart-Ford. Women with hairy nipples, poppin cherries and lady butt sex are also discussed. We also take in two phone calls. Feel free to leave us some comments on iTunes, or 206-337-6552. 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 7:43am EST

Fart in My Face Bill Goldberg!

We kick off the show with about 7 minutes of Kylie so if you're not a fan, you may want to skip ahead. We break down the Glee finale, women who shit during childbirth, the MTV Movie Awards and who would kill us. Wendy B provides such much needed education on an important topic. There is also a lot of skewering of ladies like Sandra Bullock, Larry King's wife, Katy Perry, Bret Michaels, Paula Deen, Lindsay Lohan, Demi Moore and all of the stars of TNT original tv shows. We also answer some Facebook questions and a phone call! 206-337-6552 or

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:19am EST

What Country Did He Just Kill That Girl In?

This week is all about the Crzazy! We talk about Rue McClanahan passing (and create a fan page). Also we discuss possible pregnant crazy bitches, gay McDonalds ads, Glee, the new Kylie music video and Jillian Michaels. We also try to figure out why Celebutards even bother trying to become actresses, the Entertainment Weekly top 100 characters of the past 20 years and how to discreetly buy butt lube (or really any lube). Leave us a message at 206-337-6552 or

Direct download: BOATI026.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:40pm EST

Bloody Dildo or Fecal Covered Dildo . . . Is That What You Just Said?

We got a lot in store for you on this show kids! Brad ranks the most important things in his life and talks about his dream of owning a KFC/Taco Bell fast food stand with one of our listeners. We delve more in to the mystery and allure of Twincest and ask for some insight on to how women insert tampons. A couple of calls are played along with discussion of TV season finales and more crazy bitches. One of our callers asks for advice on Ass to Mouth and Brad invites listeners to throw a drink in his face. Leave us some love at 206-337-6552 or

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:24pm EST

Oh Look He's Sitting on The Toilet . . . With a Hard-On

This weeks topics include a healthy sprinkling of fisting, poop and Twincest. We also talk about TV cancelations, season finales and the upcoming slew of horrible looking shows for Fall 2010 - which are so bad we can't even get through all of them. Brad goes crazy for Brooke Shields in the Latisse commercial and Gerry reads through a very special interview with on Ms. Jennifer Love Horseface. Douchebag NJ waiters and a request for how girls insert tampons are also touched upon. Ladies, leave your answers at 206-334-6552 or

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:05am EST

Please Stop Listening to Our First Episode

With Gerry out of town for a few nights, this is our delayed show done on a Saturday night, while the rest of the world is out having lives. We discuss the new Kylie Minogue single, Gerry's stories from Gettysburg, the horror of watching 'Behind the Scenes' of a gay porn and make fun of our low production values. We also take two calls, an email and discuss what crazy bitches we'd invite to brunch. Also Brad provides proof that he was in fact a child star. Horrible TV shows like Heroes, The Good Wife and Ellen are also discussed. Send us an email to or call to 206-337-6552.


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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:49pm EST

Show Him How to Ride That Stick!

We're going to dub this our 'fan favorite' show as we received a good number of phone calls from you all! We also talk about piss waders, gatorade bottles of urine and Brad's fear of someone 'fist-stealing' his appendix. We break down how we would want to die, Gerry trying to teach Brad how to drive his new car and Gerry's complete lack of interest in his own poo. The huge let down of Chely Wright coming out of the closet is also brought up and a wee bit of Olivia Newton John. Feel free to reach us at or 206-337-6552.  -  Kudos to Dean, April, AZ Rick, Brad from Chicago and Mark for your voicemails!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:12am EST

We're Gonna Put This Cancer Wig on You and You're Gonna Play Soccer For a Girl's Team

Gerry couldn't quite live up to his promise of two shows this week, but we did give you an extended episode this time with 20% more of us! We start with thanking listeners who are sending us emails and comments over the past week or so. There's also a lot of shameless promotion/insertion of ourselves in to the PNS vs FOF blowout and discussion of crazy politicians around the US. We also make fun of (in no particular order) Kirstie Alley, Tori Spelling, Bret Michaels, Eminem, Sandra Bullock, Laura Bush, Katie Holmes, Gwen Stefani and field a call from April. Enjoy and leave us some feedback online or at or 206-337-6552.

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:19am EST

Mt Ejaculationfalafel

We start a bit late this week so our show is a tiny bit shorter than usual. We continue with a bit more discussion of The Human Centipede, talk about new Kylie news and discuss how straight men can't handle a real dildo. A bunch of listeners leave us comments, email and voicemails so thanks! Lots of TV talk with Glee, American Idol, Biggest Loser and Celebrity Apprentice (bye Goldberg!). We also get a voicemail from our field correspondent April who's in NYC. . . we're not responsible for the nature of her question. Feel free to reach us at or 206-337-6552.

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:13am EST

You Can Not Sew A Long Dog Snout To A Small Dog Butthole

On this episode, we talk about Glee, Lost, Ugly Betty and a bit of American Idol (but not too much since we hate it). Gerry and Brad both come prepared to discuss quite possibly the most disgusting movie ever made, as well as Marmaduke. We also ponder why Melissa Etheridge is just so unlucky at love and take a call from April. Give us a call at 206-337-6552 or email to This show sponsored by Rectalique!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:11pm EST

Bottom to Top: A Phoenix Rising From the Asses

This week we talk give shout out to some of our listeners and take a call from one as well! Brad provides the title of his sexual memoir, which is narrated by Angela Lansbury and we talk about bitches who are making a come back. A snippet of the new X-Tina song is played for you as well and Gerry professes his love of Ethan Hawke's snaggle tooth. Leave us some love at 206-337-6552 and

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:12am EST

My Priest Molested Your Honor Roll Student

Hey Folks! We've got a lot to slice through this week, including a listener who felt so neglected from the last show, that we gave her a very special introduction this week. We take in a voicemail from Brian (and still have no idea what Bagpiping is), talk about Ricky Martin and Anna Paquin handing the straight world their resignation, plus talk about people who chose to get old and how that impacts us. Also, Brad finds a way to talk about Melrose Place yet again. Free shot of Brad's rockin ass to anyone who can guess where the intro music came from. Give us a ring at 206-337-6552 or note at!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:24am EST

Did You Pick Him Up and Spin Him Around Like a Fucking Pinwheel?

Dean has managed to claw his way back on to the show this week, and brings with him stories about a gay cruise, sex dreams about Brad and questions from co-workers. Brad relays his open letter to American Idol and Gerry gets ambiguous about his age. Also we talk about stupid bitches like Kelly Rutherford, Rosie O'Donnell, Katherine Heigl and Octomom because Dean hates it when we talk about Pussy related items. Spring fashion advice is also provided. Please leave us reviews on iTunes, it helps us get featured! As always, hit us up at or 206-337-6552.

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:10am EST

That guy is being a ------ licker!

We start out the show by addressing the controversy from last week, and discuss censorship. Along with that, we analyze how to tell if your 12 year old son is a faggot, which Divas are making their way to Pittsburgh in 2010 and the revolving door of female pop singers. Also, Sandra Bullock finally gets what she deserves for making Hope Floats, we talk about different ways to make Pussy taste delicious and discuss the current state of television shows. As always, send us some love at or 206-337-6552.

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 4:59am EST

We met 6.5 years ago at a NAMBLA Convention

We're back! After a week off, we're here again to discuss the latest slew of American Idol contestants who got the heave ho. A listener from Chicago leaves us a voicemail with a fun story of how to offend the Jewish, we discover the craziness that is KMart, how to jizz on your work uniform, Gerry points out Bob Harper's HIV forehead and we discuss the fact that Glee can't come back fast enough. Leave us some love at and 206-337-6552 . .  . yea we've given up on Twitter already. Don't forget to leave us some iTunes Reviews!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 5:11am EST

Speaking of Boner Killers . . .

We discuss 3 different boner killers in just 1 episode! Also we break down the latest season of American Idol, discuss slutty cum dumpster pop singers and head south of Wendy's border in a phone interview with full-time fans the Bousteads! As always, leave us some love at 206-337-6552, or on Twitter through BOATIpodcast. 

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:22pm EST

I've Just Dubbed Her Bruce Vilanch

Welcome! On the show this week, we have special guest star Kevin Smith! What's that? Oh sorry folks, he actually had to cancel at the last minute because of a 'Flight Delay'. Well otherwise we discuss the Winter Olympics, the questionable hotness of Bruce Willis and make fun of celebrities coming together to do their good deed for the year as early as possible. Leave us some love through comments online, an email to, a voicemail at 206-337-6552 or you can now follow us on Twitter through BOATIpodcast.

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 5:17am EST


Welcome back to Pittsburgh! This show Brad discusses his completely natural hatred of women, we consider the various elements that make up a Power Bottom couple and Gerry talks about his hatred for John 'Governor of McDoucheland' Mayer. Hope you enjoy and please leave us some feedback.


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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:04pm EST

BOATI on the road (part 2)

Part 2 of our Jersey excursion! We're joined by Stacy and Nick for our follow up show. Nick explains the State College Steamer to us, we talk about various ways to blow a load on your partner and also preview the new HGTV series called House Humpers. If there's ever been an episode where we need the explicit rating, this is it folks. As always, leave us some love at 206-337-6552 or Enjoy!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:38pm EST

BOATI on the road (part 1)

This week, we're on the road to the Jersey Shore! We have special guests Brian and Amy to discuss reality television, Kendra's meat curtains and cutting the taint from vag to butt! Enjoy, and as always send us feedback, comments and concerns:



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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:05am EST

Super Sippy Bendy Straws! This show is all about the felching. Ok well kind of, but not completely. On this episode we discuss the possibilities with fleshlights, Brad recounts his high pressure trip to Kmart and Gerry hates on the most famous Porn Star to come out of Massachusetts since Chris Evans.


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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 5:14am EST

We're Back to Being Dirrrty This show, we bring April in to the mix to class up this joint. Enjoy as Gerry playa-hates on Alicia Keys, Brad recounts the horror of going Number 2 in the shower and April moans throughout the whole show.

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:59am EST

We're Family Friendly! This show, we tone it down after some feedback that we've given TMI! Brad loses his cool over news of Bill Goldberg, Gerry analyzes using beer cans to measure your privates, both of us attempt to sexually harass another listener in to ignoring us, and we give love to the podcasts who give love to us.

Fuck . . . Bill Goldberg is hot!


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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:26pm EST

Happy New Year! We ring in the new year with special guest Dean! This show we discuss dudes with twats, Dean obsesses over Ryan Reynolds and Brad gives a bio so you can learn a bit more about us. Also, Gerry reveals his stalkerish side.

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:39am EST