Bend Over and Take It!

Welcome to the Bend Over and Take It! Podcast page. You can find us on iTunes by searching for our name or subscribe directly to our RSS feed through the Syndication link on this page. We are a LGBT podcast that discusses whatever we want. Grease up your hole and get ready to bend over and take it.

The Podcasts

We're Gonna Put This Cancer Wig on You and You're Gonna Play Soccer For a Girl's Team

Gerry couldn't quite live up to his promise of two shows this week, but we did give you an extended episode this time with 20% more of us! We start with thanking listeners who are sending us emails and comments over the past week or so. There's also a lot of shameless promotion/insertion of ourselves in to the PNS vs FOF blowout and discussion of crazy politicians around the US. We also make fun of (in no particular order) Kirstie Alley, Tori Spelling, Bret Michaels, Eminem, Sandra Bullock, Laura Bush, Katie Holmes, Gwen Stefani and field a call from April. Enjoy and leave us some feedback online or at or 206-337-6552.

Direct download: BOATI021.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:19am EST

Mt Ejaculationfalafel

We start a bit late this week so our show is a tiny bit shorter than usual. We continue with a bit more discussion of The Human Centipede, talk about new Kylie news and discuss how straight men can't handle a real dildo. A bunch of listeners leave us comments, email and voicemails so thanks! Lots of TV talk with Glee, American Idol, Biggest Loser and Celebrity Apprentice (bye Goldberg!). We also get a voicemail from our field correspondent April who's in NYC. . . we're not responsible for the nature of her question. Feel free to reach us at or 206-337-6552.

Direct download: BOATI020.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:13am EST

You Can Not Sew A Long Dog Snout To A Small Dog Butthole

On this episode, we talk about Glee, Lost, Ugly Betty and a bit of American Idol (but not too much since we hate it). Gerry and Brad both come prepared to discuss quite possibly the most disgusting movie ever made, as well as Marmaduke. We also ponder why Melissa Etheridge is just so unlucky at love and take a call from April. Give us a call at 206-337-6552 or email to This show sponsored by Rectalique!

Direct download: BOATI019.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:11pm EST

Bottom to Top: A Phoenix Rising From the Asses

This week we talk give shout out to some of our listeners and take a call from one as well! Brad provides the title of his sexual memoir, which is narrated by Angela Lansbury and we talk about bitches who are making a come back. A snippet of the new X-Tina song is played for you as well and Gerry professes his love of Ethan Hawke's snaggle tooth. Leave us some love at 206-337-6552 and

Direct download: BOATI018.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:12am EST

My Priest Molested Your Honor Roll Student

Hey Folks! We've got a lot to slice through this week, including a listener who felt so neglected from the last show, that we gave her a very special introduction this week. We take in a voicemail from Brian (and still have no idea what Bagpiping is), talk about Ricky Martin and Anna Paquin handing the straight world their resignation, plus talk about people who chose to get old and how that impacts us. Also, Brad finds a way to talk about Melrose Place yet again. Free shot of Brad's rockin ass to anyone who can guess where the intro music came from. Give us a ring at 206-337-6552 or note at!

Direct download: BOATI017.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:24am EST