Bend Over and Take It!

Welcome to the Bend Over and Take It! Podcast page. You can find us on iTunes by searching for our name or subscribe directly to our RSS feed through the Syndication link on this page. We are a LGBT podcast that discusses whatever we want. Grease up your hole and get ready to bend over and take it.

The Podcasts

Dakota Fanning's Ginormous Bush

Hey All. This show we discuss dirty girls like Lindsey Lohan (and her cheap mom), Kesha and Shakira. Brad's rub on tan starts to melt right off of him and Gerry hates on Muse selling out for Twilight. We also talk Kylie, Alicia Keyes, Bernadette Peters, Vanessa Carlton, Kim Kardashian, Kathy Griffin and the Furries! Leave us a message at or 206-337-6552.

Direct download: BOATI029.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:20pm EST

If You Really Loved Your Husband, You’d Get Wet Enough . . .

We're back with a show about the men and women we know going through menopause, some leftover comments, iTunes Reviews and emails from our last show, and some dates that we are eyeing up for our trip to fabulous Shitcago. Also, we talk about Oprah, Tara Reid, Perez Hilton, Nicolette Sheridan and Calista Flockhart-Ford. Women with hairy nipples, poppin cherries and lady butt sex are also discussed. We also take in two phone calls. Feel free to leave us some comments on iTunes, or 206-337-6552. 

Direct download: BOATI028.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 7:43am EST

Fart in My Face Bill Goldberg!

We kick off the show with about 7 minutes of Kylie so if you're not a fan, you may want to skip ahead. We break down the Glee finale, women who shit during childbirth, the MTV Movie Awards and who would kill us. Wendy B provides such much needed education on an important topic. There is also a lot of skewering of ladies like Sandra Bullock, Larry King's wife, Katy Perry, Bret Michaels, Paula Deen, Lindsay Lohan, Demi Moore and all of the stars of TNT original tv shows. We also answer some Facebook questions and a phone call! 206-337-6552 or

Direct download: BOATI027.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:19am EST

What Country Did He Just Kill That Girl In?

This week is all about the Crzazy! We talk about Rue McClanahan passing (and create a fan page). Also we discuss possible pregnant crazy bitches, gay McDonalds ads, Glee, the new Kylie music video and Jillian Michaels. We also try to figure out why Celebutards even bother trying to become actresses, the Entertainment Weekly top 100 characters of the past 20 years and how to discreetly buy butt lube (or really any lube). Leave us a message at 206-337-6552 or

Direct download: BOATI026.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:40pm EST