Bend Over and Take It!

Welcome to the Bend Over and Take It! Podcast page. You can find us on iTunes by searching for our name or subscribe directly to our RSS feed through the Syndication link on this page. We are a LGBT podcast that discusses whatever we want. Grease up your hole and get ready to bend over and take it.

The Podcasts

I'm One Really, Really Homosexual Person . . .

AJ joins us this week to talk about Kesha, Instagram, Cher, the Kardashian Holiday Card, Honey Boo Boo, Project Runway, Joanna Coles, Lisa Whelchel, broken dicks, politics and Fantasia. We also discuss Alyssa Milano, the Spice Girls, Barbara Streisand, take a phone call from Ed, listen to Yelp Reviews read on YouTube, listen to some music and talk about Poppers. Enjoy! 206-666-3503

Direct download: BOATI144.mp3
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Did She Just Throw Up?!?

We start of the show by listening to some great music! We talk a bit about our email from Sutton, a voicemail from a listener and some Dance Moms. The golden globes are covered and we play some lady porn instead of the usual guy porn. Brian and Amy join us halfway through the show to talk more Dance Moms, listener items, the Sandy benefit, Casey Anthony, Reality TV and Chris Christie. Enjoy!

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Don't Phone It In Jeff, This Is The Bendies

Jeff joins us to cover the Bendies this year! We also talk about Gerry's newest rant, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Kristen Chenowith, Felicity Huffman, Shania Twain, The Bachelor, Marlee Matlin, Revenge and Memes. Also we cover Kate Middleton, Dolly Parton, Mike Tyson, sex stuff, listener items, Hoarders, competitive gay men, other countries and Anderson Cooper. Enjoy! 206-666-3503!

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When I'm Pussy Pounding Backwards, That Is A Present For Me . . .

AJ is on with us to talk about Larry Hagman, the Drag Race Finale, Halle Berry, Two and a Half Men, Nicki Minaj, and "Gerry's Fed Up". We also cover listener items, Dance Moms, Shitty Xmas gifts and Vanessa Williams. Enjoy!

Direct download: BOATI141.mp3
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I Love A Good Dry Hump . . .

Amy and Brian join us for our holiday show this week! We talk about Chris Christie, Guy Fieri, Food Network Stars, Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Aniston, Facebook Questions, Elmo, Drag Race and Runway. We also talk about lazy Americans, Mitt Romney, Black Friday, TV shows, Glee, Olivia Newton Joh and John Travolta, Christopher Walken, Justin Bieber and Whitney Houston! Enjoy!

Direct download: BOATI140.mp3
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Chicks With Dicks Rule!

Jeff is on with us to talk about the election a bunch. We discus some other stuff too like Chelsea Clinton, Oprah, Judge Judy, Revenge, Stacey Dash, Victoria Jackson and sex, but it's mostly election. Enjoy!

Direct download: BOATI139.mp3
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Gap-Toothed Bitch

AJ joins us this week as we talk about being gay, Nambla Ned, Glee, Lily Tomlin, Edward Furlong, Taylor Swift and Madonna. We also discuss baton twirling, Kelly Rowland, the Rocky Horror Picture Show, Drag Race All Stars, Hurricane Talk and Dildo Talk. Enjoy!

Direct download: BOATI138.mp3
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Bend Over and Take It! Nominated for a Podcast Award

Thanks to everyone who helped to nominate us for Best GLBT Podcast again this year. Voting starts Nov 1st and you can vote each day.

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He's Got Faggot Lips . . .

Jen joins us this week to talk about Lance Armstrong, Tila Tequila, some listener items, Drag Race All Stars, Revenge, Top Model, Dead Celebs, Celeb weddings and casting couches. We also talk about Kim and Kanye, Joe Simpson, Brad Pitt, listener emails, Ann Coulter, politics, Christina Aguilera and porn. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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Who The Fuck Is Sienna Miller?

Jeff joins us this week to talk about Jerry Sandusky, the presidential debate, gay shows, Mario Lopez, crazy sex, Brooke Shields, America's Next Top Model, Uma Thurman and some listener items. We also discuss Sienna Miller, Popper porn, crazy screaming guys, some more listener items and Flava Flav. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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You Gave Me So Much Shit-Dick That Weekend . . .

AJ is on with us this week as we talk about some Diva bitch fights lately in the news, Sahara Davenport, Nicole Kidman, The Paperboy and Emma Watson. We also answer some emails from listeners, talk about the Hogan sex tape, Drew Barrymore, Brittany Murphy, more Mariah, alcohol enemas and Soapdish. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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Gwen Stefaniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

Jeff joins us this week to talk about the Emmys, guns, Full House, Amanda Bynes, Breaking Amish and Bagel Head! We also talk about Gweneth Paltrow, Obama, Madonna, Kanye West, Kylie and the Podcast Awards. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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Crazy as Fuck . . .

Kike is on this week to talk about Amanda Bynes, Lindsay Lohan, Mary Kate and Ashley O, America's Next Top Model, Mitt Romney, Honey Boo Boo, Kill Mary Fuck, Pink and American Idol. We also discuss Leann Rimes, Coyote Ugly, Tom Cruise and Dina Lohan. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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I Carry My Credit Card Between My Dick and My Balls . . .

We have Brian and Amy join us with FaceTime this week to talk about Glee, 666 Park Ave and other new shows. We also discuss Taylor Lautner, Resident Evil, The Talk, Kate Middleton, Elton John, Serena Williams, Project Runway, Levi Johnston, Tori Spelling and the new NFL uniforms. Enjoy 206-337-6552

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Vagina Powers, Activated!

Jen joins us this week to talk about the upcoming Podcast Awards, the RNC and DNC, Nicki Minaj, Scientology, Katie Holmes, Honey Boo Boo, Dance Moms, listener items, Porn, a voicemail, Salma Hayek, The Biggest Loser and more listener items. We also talk about Hillary Clinton, Victoria Jackson, Ann Coulter, Fantasy Football and the Golden Girls. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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You're Plowing 18 Acres . . . and An Ass

Jeff is with us this week to discuss Dance Moms, the Republican National Convention, Tyler Perry, Gay Movies, Sex Questions, Television and three way civil unions. We also talk about bestiality, Kim Kardashian, Porn, Listener Messages, John Mayer, Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

Direct download: BOATI130.mp3
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Did Her Vagina Play The Ice Castle?

We have a lot of music on this episode with Tammie Brown and the Spice Girls. We also take Facebook Questions, talk about butthole tattoos, Kristen Stewart, JCVD and Kylie, the Olympics and Shia LaBeouf. Brian and Amy also join us about halfway through to talk about Tori Spelling, Carrie Fisher, George Michael, Dance Moms and Jerseylicious. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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Penile Pommel Horse

AJ joins us to talk about Chick Fil A, the Palins, swimming, lots of the Olympics and Elton John. We also discuss Elton John, Dance Moms, RuPuals Drag Race All Stars and some shots AJ made. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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Wonka Says!
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Do They Have Cum Shots on Pintrest?

Jen is with us this week to talk about Sherman Hemsley, Big Brother, the Teen Choice Awards, Demi Lovato, Hillary Duff, Kristen Stewart, Modern Family, Friends, The Jacksons, XHamster, Janet Jackson and American Idol. We also talk about the Batman movie, Liev Schrieber, Dance Moms, a BOATI drink, take a phone call, and talk about social media sites. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

Direct download: BOATI127.mp3
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Speaking of Gay McGayface . . .

We have both Brian and Amy on this weeks show with us to talk about NKOTB, Chik-Fil-A, the Colorado Shootings, Jodie Sweetin, American Idol, Sofia Vergara, Charlie Sheen and the new season of Project Runway. We also discuss Dance Moms, Sex Terms, a listener Email, Casey Anthony, Elton John, George Michael, Emmy Noms and Bethenny Frankel. Enjoy! 206-337-6552. Thanks!

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I Wanna Get A Weave Of My Ass Hair

AJ is on to cover Cat Cora's mugshot, Kristen Chenowith, Nicki Minaj, TomKat's divorce, The Judds, The Gosselins, Rape jokes and the Kardashians. We also discuss sex, Courtney Love, College, music and Whitney Houston. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

Direct download: BOATI125.mp3
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In The Pooper Cooper

Jeff is on this week to discuss TomKat, Heroes, Anderson Cooper, Pool Boners, Twitter topics and Dildo talk. We also discuss the Steel Magnolias remake, gay movies, politics, Jenny McCarthy, HIV tests, the Spice Girls and some news topics with Jeff. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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I'm Sorry About The Shit Stains On My Underwear . . .

Lots to talk about this show for you, including Katy Perry, the Kardashians, a Willam song, some sexy orgasm music, Chuck Norris and the Supreme Court. We also have listener items like phone calls and Facebook topics. We finish things out with random talk of the Lincoln Lawyer, Broadway shows and the Spice Girls. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

Direct download: BOATI123.mp3
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Her Weave Was Fucked Up Too, Bitch Don't Think I Didn't Notice The Two Different Textures!

Kike joins us this week for lots of fun talk! We discuss the Sandusky trial, Adidas, Facebook, Oprah vs Kardashians, sex tapes, Dance Moms, High School Reunions, Magic Mike and Shia LaBeouf. We also talk Salma Hayek, Gweneth Paltrow, take a phone call, discuss Lisa Rinna, Poppers, annoying songs, BearCity, Facebook questions, Octo-Mom, Sandra Lee and Dream weddings! Enjoy! 206-337-6552

Direct download: BOATI122.mp3
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Oh I Remember You . . . Bend Over and Take It!

Jen joins us this week to discuss a bunch of Dance Moms stuff, Pride Weekend in Pittsburgh, Sharon Needles, Madonna, Lauryn Hill, Carrie Underwood, Kylie, Dallas, Saved by the Bell and listener items. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

Direct download: BOATI121.mp3
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Fuck Yeah!

Jeff joins us this week for lots of talk. We start out a bit with Kathie Lee Gifford, Snow White and the Huntsman, Pauly Shore, Perks of Being a Wallflower, The MTV movie awards, Lost and a possible listener visit. Then we discuss IML, New Orleans, more IML and Puppy Play. Enjoy!

Direct download: BOATI120.mp3
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AJ joins us this week! This is our 'recorded prior to IML' show that is being posted right after IML. We talk about the Billboard Music Awards, Ryan Seacrest, pre-IML items, Ray J, Mary Murphy, Queen Latifah, cum, Rupauls Drag Race All Stars, Fisting, the Kardashians, gay social and dating apps and shit TV shows. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

Direct download: BOATI119.mp3
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Bend Over and Take It! Podcast Presents: Fuck You
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Looking for Bitches . . .

We have Jeff and special guest host Brad K from Chicago this show! We talk about Kris Jenner, Drag Race and some Craigslist Ads that we made. We also discuss Donna Summer, going out in Pittsburgh, Obama and Marriage Equality, online dating fisting and more. Enjoy! 206-337-6552 or

Direct download: BOATI118.mp3
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Cock Slobbin' Cunt Licker

Gerry and Brad discuss movies like Bridesmaids and The Avengers, the new Willam single, Drag U, play some porn, and talk about the Beastie Boys. We also discuss Chips and TV shows. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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I'm Wearing My Peek-A-Boo Panties

Kike joins us this week to talk about Terri Schiavo, sex talk, milking, skinny girl margaritas and Jessica Simpson. We also talk porn, Drag Race, Dance Moms, Glee, Sex and ANTM. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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She's Fucking Wretched . . .

We have a long one for you this week. Brian and Amy join us part way through, and we discuss funny sex slang names, Rupaul's Drag Race, the Kardashians, Cher, Sell This House and The Expendables 2. We also cover some of People's most beautiful for the year, sex questions, Tori Spelling, Beverly Hills 90210 and television. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

Direct download: BOATI115.mp3
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Eat At Your Own Risk . . .

Jeff joins us this week to fill us in on his trip to Las Vegas, talk about slang sex terms, dick clark, Betty White and racist commercials. We also discuss shaved nuts, dirty holes, Five Guys, Transgenders vs Pitt, the Kardashians, cum, Glee and Drag Race. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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AJ joins us to discuss Meryl Streep, Ashley Judd, RuPauls Drag Race, Rick Santorum, various kinds of sex, Glee and more sex! Enjoy! 206-337-6552

Direct download: BOATI113.mp3
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Somebody Needs To Fuck Her In To A Coma

Jen joins us again this week to talk about sexy 1 800 numbers, bucket lists, sons of the beatles, The Hunger Games, some Facebook items, phone calls and porn! Enjoy 206-337-6552

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The Chesticles and Testicles Competition

Kike joins us this week for talk about Trayvon, Michelle Duggar, Fasion Star vs Project Runway, Jetblue and Carson Daly, as well as some questions for Kike. We also discuss Drag Race, the New Now Next Awards take a phone call and play a Willam song. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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If You're Gonna Go Crazy, At Least Do It On Camera

Brian and Amy join us for half the show through the magic of Facetime. We discuss Drag Race, lots of showbiz stuff, a listener voicemail, more celeb talk and lots of sex discussion as well. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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You Know It's a Good Blowjob When There's Throw Up Involved

Jeff is here with us to talk about Dance Moms, Fashion Star, Rimjobs, an iTunes Review and some Facebook items. We also listen to a bunch of porn and talk about some television. Enjoy!

Direct download: BOATI109.mp3
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Bend Over and Take It! Podcast Presents: Fuck You
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Put Your Piranha In My Vagina

Jen is back this week to discuss Rick Santorum, prisoners, the Golden Girls, Oscars, America's Next Top Model, cock pics, facebook questions and razzie nominations. We also talk about Sean Young, Lindsay Lohan, Desperate Housewives and sex questions. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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I Want Her Cooter To Be Ripped Out Of Her Body . . .

April and AJ join us on the show to discuss a bit more about Whitney, Drag Race, Lindsey Lohan and Semen. We also cover Madonna, Oscars, Adele and other female singers, as well as porn. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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Bend Over and Take It! Podcast Presents: Fuck You
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Bend Over and Take It! Podcast Presents: Fuck You
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There's No Good Angle When You're Bloated . . .

Kike and Jeff join us to discuss Whitney, Whitney and more Whitney! We also talk a bit about Adele, Rick Santorum and sex, then more Whitney.

Direct download: BOATI106.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:26am EST

If Gary Busey and Willem Dafoe Had a Santorum Baby

We'll cover lots of pop culture related stuff on this show for you! Including Vincent D'Onofrio, Macaulay Culkin, Madonna, Drag Race, Porn Stars, Channing Tatum, Fisting, Hollow Man and Friends! Also Adele, Ellen Rick Santorum and Garey Busey are discussed. Enjoy!

Direct download: BOATI105.mp3
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Bend Over and Take It! Podcast Presents: Fuck You!
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"Not To Be Racist, But . . . "

Kike joins us to talk about the premiere of RuPaul's Drag Race, our last show guest hosts, fisting, some Facebook questions, the Kardashians, Christina Aguilera and we cover some questions for Kike too. Enjoy! 206-337-6552 or

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Doing It Up the Butt and Stuff . . .

We have two lovely ladies on this week to help us out, Laura and Jen. We discuss the celebrity apprentice, Speidi, Beverly Hills 90210, Rick Santorum, The Gym and take Facebook Questions. We also cover Oscar nominations, crushes, an iTunes Review, some Dance Moms, CBS, Heidi and Seal and a bunch of sex talk at the end! Enjoy! 206-337-6552 or!

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She's Like the Jessica Alba of Reality Television . . .

AJ joins us this week to discuss the Shorty Awards, porn, republican endorsements, Project Runway All Stars, field some phone calls and some sex questions. We also talk about celebrity rails, more sex talk and Paula Deen. Enjoy! 206-337-6552

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Bend Over and Take It! Podcast Presents: Fuck You
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I Prefer to Have Shit-Dick, Even if I'm Bottoming . . .

We fly through this without a guest host this week, but don't tune out! We talk about being on a blog list of podcasts, Dance Moms season 2 starting up, Andie McDowell, Madonna and Dildos. Also we cover tips for bottoming, Kaley Cuoco, Charmed, Poppy Montgomery, awards shows, gay movies, limp dicks, and a call from Brad K! Enjoy! 206-337-6552 or

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My Resolution for 2012 is To Get Feline AIDS

It's our 100th show! We have Jeff on to help us out! We talk about Dolly Parton, Casey Anthony, FaceBook Questions and jockstraps. Also, there are some Kill Marry Fucks, Drag Race contestants, iTunes Review, Phone Calls, Celebrity Apprentice and hairy asses. 206-337-6552 or

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Furry Ass Hot Guy!

Comment if you like this or not!

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